You’ve probably already read Madame DeFarge’s comment that I forgot about the architect of the Chinese Cultural Revolution, Mao Zedong. Not exactly.
This excellent tat was nixed by Ax-man because he thought it would be used by the trolls at FOX News to dredge up that old “Mao is Anita Dunn’s favorite philosopher” crap. Also, there are far too many similarities between our HOPE & CHANGE and that Cultural Revolution thing to move our poll needle in the right direction.
That wasn’t the only stamp censored placed on hold by our historic On-Message Team:
Stalin: won WW2 (per Chuck Schumer) and let us take the credit
Attila, NOT vegan. Or organic.
Mr T: I thought for sure they’d go for the king of bling.
Joey:He might have made the cut if he could keep his yap shut
PeeWee: We didn’t want anyone to get all wee-weed up
Nefertiti: NO-BOD-Y upstages Lady M
Sorry Pancho, they said amnesty for illegal immigrants immigration reform isn’t on the agenda until our historic 3rd year
Losing this one hurt a little bit.
Mussolini:This guy was a fascist, right?
Did I mention that NO-BO-DY upstages Lady M?
Bo was in until Rhambo stepped in a Bo-nut in the Oval.
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