Breaking News! MO and BO go to Church!

Yes, you read that right. Lady M and Big Guy went to church on Easter Sunday. Big Guy even took communion. And guess what? No apocalypse.

“I looked up to see if there were any asteroids headed our way. I checked to see if any cracks had opened up in the ground. But you know what? It turned out to be a pretty nice day.”

There was, however, a small hole that opened up out back, but it turned out it was just a hole in the fertilizer line to the toxic garden of evil: not the gates of hell opening up.

So chill, everyone. We’re still good to go with the Spring Egg roll later this morning.