Thursday, April 29, 2010

Transforming America, One B*#%h at a Time

I guess we owed Fancy Nancy a favor for helping Big Guy ram Obamacare up your butts (I heard she declined the offer of the first born). So, since Lady M is still laying low, and I have a lot of time on my hands – we’ve all seen how dangerous that can be - Toes sent me over to Capital File Magazine’s headquarters to work on their cover shoot.

I think it’s some of my best work yet. What do you think?

Before:

belosi Those craters remind me of something. Oh yeah, Mars.

After:

042910_capfilecover

I can only admit to adding the “highlights,” but that’s a pretty good “Capital Fill” if I do say so myself.

You will find this hard to believe, but our sweet Nancy isn’t really as sweet as you might think. There have been times where she has shown arrogance and been dismissive, even derisive. She and Big Guy could have been separated at birth, aside from the race, gender and age issues. Although we’ve never really seen his birth certificate. Anyway, they get along really well together, as long as he does what she says. Just like with Lady M.