Off for a romantic weekend in Ashville:
Black tights, check
Black mini shift, check
Skinny mini-sweater, check
Stack of dead animal parts bangles, check
Oversized designer sunglasses, check
Chartreuse and orange oversized designer bag, check
Robin’s egg blue ballerina slippers,check
left-footed doofus, check
Have a good time, you two hard-working Americans! We’ll be holding down the fort back here at the Big White. ( I sure hope there aren’t any nuclear attacks while you’re out.)