How to Ruin an Otherwise Perfectly Good Day

Did you see this!?

Day by Day Cartoon, December 3, 2010 by Chris Muir:

  H/T *J*

WTH is this? Who is this Chris Muir? And who the heck does he/she think he/she is?

Making fun of Lady M’s occasional variation from her normal fashion forward boob belt? And right before the Winter holiday season! Could he/she be any more insensitive? (Or possibly he/she just forgot how much MO enjoys playing Mrs. Santa Claus this time of year?)

Receiving the Big White Winter Holiday Tree, December 2009

I still don’t know who this Chris Muir is, but I can assure you that our FCC Czar, Julius Genachowski,  will neutralize him/her as soon as he gets his new rules in place.

Thank goodness. And it can’t happen soon enough. Don’t I have enough to deal with around here?

And regarding that crack about whether Sarah has more than Big Guy? Well, that’s confidential. You won’t know until you read about it on WikiLeaks.

Until she saw this cartoon, we were having a pretty good day, celebrating the passage of Lady M’s No Fat Childs’ Behind bill.  AP reported the good news on our hard fought battle that resulted in a triumph of politics over logic:

More children would eat lunches and dinners at school under legislation passed Thursday by the House and sent to the president, part of first lady Michelle Obama's campaign to end childhood hunger and fight childhood obesity.

Despite the objections of detractors who claim that this bill created a Nanny-state on steroids, and that it took funding away from the food stamp program, our enlightened, and still-in-the-majority Dems in the House, passed it anyway. They realized, like visionary Agriculture Secretary (and school lunch Czar)Tom Vilsack, the much higher purpose of this important bill that will outlaw school bake sales:

"Our national security, economic competitiveness and health and wellness of our children will improve as a result of the action Congress took today,"

So  a big “Thanks” to Lady M! Thanks for ensuring that we will not be attacked by terrorists, lose our lunch to China or wind up with fat rear ends. Not bad for a day’s work.

Saving little childrens’ fat behinds, one cookie at a time.