“That’s not off the rack, is it?”
If you think that Big Guy’s new STFU Middle East policy hasn’t cost him dearly, you’d be wrong. Some of his former best friends forever have turned on him. And I’m talking some very high level, high class, radical terrorist BFF’s. So that hurts.
Let’s do this in chronological order.
Our good friend of freedom in South America, Hugo Chavez, mocked Big Guy in a friendly sort of way on March 22, saying that a Noble prize winner shouldn’t launch a kinetic military action against a peaceful dictator like his other good friend, Muammar Qaddafi.
In the interest of full disclosure, I should report that “Chavez is a declared ally of Gadhafi, who honored the Venezuelan leader in 2004 with his Al-Gadhafi International Prize for Human Rights, an honor he shares with Fidel Castro (1998), Evo Morales (2006) and Daniel Ortega (2009).” So maybe that explains it.
Then last week Louis Farrakhan went native on us:
"Why don't you organize a group of respected Americans and ask for a meeting with Khadafy? You can't order him to step down and get out, who the hell do you think you are?"
I don’t want you to think I’m over-reacting or anything, so you can read the whole interview here if you want. Or you might still be able to watch, if it’s still up on youtube. I would recommend you wear your special “Calypso Louie” slicker if you do choose to watch, and skip ahead to the 7:00 mark where he loads up on Big Guy.
Louis, leader of the Nation of Islam, isn’t the only national leader who has ganged up against Big Guy. Also standing in solidarity with Qaddafi are Bolivia's Evo Morales, Cuba’s brothers Castro and (natch)Venezuela's Hugo Chavez.
And then, of course, Bill Ayers fired a shot across our bow last Thursday because, apparently, he’s not happy with our KMA either. Now, some might consider Billy’s crack about being the real author of “Dreams From My Father” just a little joke from this merry prankster. Butt I knew Bill Ayers, and I can tell you: Bill Ayers may be a prankster, butt there’s nothing “merry” about him. I think we better take this for the threat it is. He intends to spill the beans if Big Guy continues to beat the drum of kinetic military action.
Butt man – here’s one that nobody saw coming!
Did you? Malik Zulu Shabazz, the National Chairman of the Black Panthers ("the largest organized anti-Semitic and racist black militant group in America") and proud member of Louis Farrakhan’s equally anti-Semitic Nation of Islam went Roman on us.
In case you don’t have time, or just don’t feel like watching this idiot former BBFF, I’ve excerpted the pertinent part. He calls Big Guy a traitor (!) who:
represents the CIA set-up sabotage lie on an African leader and bomb [sic] that man like he’s George Bush … And his wife should leave the n***er tonight. She should walk out, and his beautiful daughters should walk out on this bamboozling, buck-dancing Tom. Oh yeah, I said it. We’ve held back on this Negro for a long time … You should have listened to Louis Farrakhan a long time ago when you were at his table.
Let’s start here: Lady M isn’t going anywhere. She still has a touch of something we picked up in El Salvador. Second, Louis Farrakhan has atrocious table manners. And third, don’t think that Ricky Holder can’t reopen that Black Panther voter intimidation investigation any time “he” wants to. We know where you are Malik Zulu Shabazz. And by the way, the Zulu’s are Christian, you Nation of Islam moron.
Anyway, after all of the friendly fire from the left, Lady M’s decided she’s not going to team up with Hugo to fight obesity world-wide after all. So I’m having a clearance on these posters that we had made up before Hugo shafted Big Guy. Let me know if you want one, they’re really cheap.
Note: this post wins this week’s prize for the most different spellings of Qaddaffi,Gadhafi, Kahdafy in one post. Butt it’s not a record.
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