I guess we’re changing our political slogan of the month from “Pass the Bill NOW!” to “Veto the Bill NOW!” I’ll have to get clarification on our 180 degree turn, butt I believe it has something to do with the new payroll tax bill extension coming only in size XL.
We’ve had a ban on Holiday gifts in size XL ever since we moved in here. You see, “XL” designates everything that’s wrong with America: the belief that things can always grow, expand, get bigger. When in fact what we really need to do is learn how to get by with less.
In fact, we haven’t allowed anything marked “XL” in the Big White since day Won.
Of course that ban has a downside
Butt the Big White staff does have some ideas to help you complete your holiday shopping - while at the same time contributing to a good cause. Can’t think of what to get for those pesky Republican friends and relatives of yours? Smootie has the perfect gift suggestion: a donation to Big Guy’s campaign in their name! Because after all, isn’t “Christmas” all about spreading the spirit of peace on earth, goodwill towards men?
In a fundraising note to supporters, deputy campaign manager Julianna Smoot on Tuesday suggested making a donation “inspired by your favorite conservative friend or relative,” especially if that person is fond of spreading right-wing chatter about the president.
Donors can alert their conservative friends to the contributions, or simply let them know “someone” has given money to Obama on their behalf. “It will drive them nuts!” Smoot wrote.
Twisting the knife further, she suggested supporters should watch their Republican friends go through the primary process and “kindly remind them we have our candidate, and we’re proud of it.”
Wow (last month’s new slogan/strategery)! Way to remember the “Reason for the season” Smootie!
Keeping the Saturn in Saturnalia since 2009
After all, the Progs live by the axiom “The only thing better than getting what you wished for…
…is getting more than you wished for:
In other news today: Lady M and Big Guy will both be appearing in a victory lap at Fort Bragg to celebrate Big Guy’s leadership from behind.
Take a memo: “I said, end this war now!”
Now can we just get back to doing the work of the American People? We’ve still got a lot to do before our work is done here. Butt it looks like everything is going per plan. So far.
There was a time when even the NYT thought Americans had “too much common sense to be deluded by the shallow sophistries of…Socialism.” Now, I’m not sure you’d want to take that bet. Not for ten cents or ten thousand dollars. Entitlements tend to change the odds.
America: Take it Back. ABO 2012
We can do it. Yes we Can Can.
Linked By: American Digest (Check out the incredible “Timelapse Journey”), and tweeted by Zilla of the Resistance, Thanks!
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