MOTUS A.D.: Out of the Darkness: Hot Dogs!

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Out of the Darkness: Hot Dogs!

Welcome American Thinkers!

“Because I am so in. I am so in. I am going to be working so hard.”

Workin’ hard for the money

“We have an amazing story to tell.”

and we’ll tell it over and over; until we’re all zombies

“This President has brought us out of the dark and into the light.”

The Lightbringer cometh

I’m not sure that’s the imagery we’re looking for here. Often “out of the darkness” “something wicked this way comes.”

h/t nobaracko8

..something other-worldly. Something that eats…OMG!!?! – No, not brains, worse: dog meat!!!!???

What kind of a monster are we dealing with here?

Don’t look him in the eyes Little Bo! He’ll “hypmotize” you!

Wow! It looks like maybe this Romney camp is going to play a little hard ball after all. Can you imagine digging into ancient history like this? And using your own words against you? Like the Treach did:

Hey, if we’re going to talk about how presidential candidates treated dogs decades ago, let’s talk about how presidential candidates treated dogs decades ago.

Can you name the author of this quote?

“With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy).

(Chapter Two, Dreams from My Father)

Help! I’m going down bro!

For the record, I have no idea what Mr. Treacher is talking about.

Butt again, I digress; I was telling you about Lady M’s workin’ hard for the money at yesterday’s fundraisers (photo embargoed, as per the Campaign Donor Protection Act of 2009).

“We're all here for our kids. Folks across America believe in the fundamental vision for our economy that we all share -- the idea, as your President says, that hard work should pay off, that responsibility should be rewarded -- things we teach our kids -- that everyone should get a fair shot, do their fair share, play by the same rules.”

Is it me or is anyone else suffering from déjà vu about now? Because if it’s just me I guess I can just go back to last week and do a restore operation.

Never mind, I see it’s not just me:

The first lady made roughly the same stump speech of recent weeks, chronicling the acomplishments (sic) of her husband's first term, from the auto industry rescue to health care reform, ending the war in Iraq and the killing of Osama bin Laden. In a roughly 26-minute speech to a crowd of about 450, she also appealed to women voters, highlighting her husband's signing of the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act.

And that’s when she reminded everybody that “This President has brought us out of the dark and into the light.”

Either that or it’s the optical illusion around the periphery of a black hole

Then later, on her NPR interview show, she told us exactly why she’s workin’ so hard for Big Guy’s reelection:

“because he's handled himself with a level of grace and poise that not many people could given the challenges that he's faced.”

The very picture of grace under fire:

“Grace and poise,” something Lady M herself knows a thing or two about for sure:

Well anyway, I’m hoping this whole “BO bites dogs” meme doesn’t stick around for long.

For one reason, it’s sure to detract from our campaign narrative, which is basically “Eat the Rich” not “eat the dog”.

I’d rethink that whole “sit up and beg” for the Democrat of your choice pose if I were you, dude.

Because if we let this thing ride, who knows where those wascally Weepublicans will take the meme next?

mmm, mmm, mmm!

We’ve got to get back on track with the official Big White message of Big Guy bringing us out of the darkness. So lets all get refocused. So we can keep an eye out for where the Lightbringer will strike next.