MOTUS A.D.: Super-Tax Man Bites Again

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Super-Tax Man Bites Again

“When Barack Obama got the keys to the bus it was trapped in the ditch with three flat tires. We've changed the tires, we've pulled the bus out of the ditch, and we’re starting up the road to strengthening the middle class," Gibbs said this morning. H/T Weasel Zippers

Watch as Big Guy’s coach demonstrates how it’s done:

Who says all Big Guy can do is play golf and raise taxes! With this kind of coaching

“Whatta you think Bubba?” “Well, first, let go of your balls, Little Man”

he’ll have us out of that ditch in no time!

“Would you look at all these damn weeds that Bush planted!”

And speaking of raising taxes; You can putt Big Guy down for being for it – as well as being against it too. Since we went on record yesterday as being officially on board for extending some of the Bush TAX-CUTS,

(shhhh! we don’t want to give Bush credit for that!)

while simultaneously helping all those millionaires and billionaires making “over $250,000” spread their wealth around by RAISING their taxes. And that last part’s non-negotiable. Because that’s the way we negotiate around here.

Charlie Gasparino (full disclosure: Fox Business Analyst) says that means that 840,000 small business job creators will get nailed with higher taxes. Something we don’t need during another “economic slowdown” that we are loath to call a double dip recession, because well, frankly, it’s starting to look more like a triple decker. Thanks to George W. Bush!

Careful: that much ice cream could lead to brain freeze.

Anyway the naysayers at Fox are already complaining about Big Guy’s plan, before they even give it a chance. Charlie went so far as to call it “economically insane” butt even he was forced to admit that “politically, I don’t know, maybe it works.”

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie: “politically” is ALL we really care about! So we’ll put you down as “on board” with us on the tax increases on millionaires and billionaires. Thanks for your support.

I have to make this short as I’m going to be very busy today: Lady M and I leave this morning to take battleground Florida by storm. And as you know, it’s not the heat,

Which will wilt first, Lady M or that mess of organic vegetables?

it’s the humility.

Vote for Buh-rock, because I said so. Oh, and we need more of your money too.

So while I’m busy dealing with all that humility in Florida, why don’t you all scoot over to MOL Citizen Director’s Occupied site and enjoy her latest video on Big Guy’s Un-Affordable Health Care Taxes and Control Act.