WTF 2012: I think we need a bigger magic wand

Can anybody tell me what’s up with the Biden’s anyway? First Joey,

“Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college,” Biden said. “You think, I’m joking, they’re almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind.”

Then, et tu, Dr. Jill? Gaffing about Joey’s, er, manhood?

Maybe this explains it,

“She makes me feel bad. She gets up at 6:30 in the morning and goes to a barre class, runs to it at 7 in the morning,” he said.

Although I must say if I was married to Joey I might consider a little hair of the dog in the morning too. I leave it to the shrinks to explain what this fascination with wood is all about, butt as you see, Joey is very complimentary of Big Guy’s too:

The Presidential putter:

Message to President Obama from Bibi: “Just because you carry a big stick, doesn’t mean you’ve got balls.”

…in which case, you should go play with the girls

Maybe all the wood-gaffes are just a reaction to Rush Limbaugh’s report on an Italian study documenting that the male mini-me is, on average, 10% smaller than it was just 50 years ago (!). Now, we know that Joey B is from the, um, full size generation; butt Big Guy (and I HOPE that moniker is still valid) is of the post “50” generation. I’m not sure what it all means exactly, butt I think I agree with Rush that size still matters.

Anyway, prior to his appearance on The View tomorrow, Big Guy was in Milwaukee over the weekend sucking on (what else?) a sausage

Is that a sausage or a Pacifier? Because I don’t think we really need a President hooked on pacifying, right Jimmy?

while acknowledging that being President is a long row to hoe (is that racist?):

"From the day I ran for this office last year -- er, four years ago, it seems like just last year -- I've always said change take more than one term, one president, one party,"

It’s always awkward to disagree with the President of the Free World, butt I should note a couple of things here: 1) he’s been running for this office since at least 2004, and re-running for this office since 2009; January 20, 2009 to be exact. And 2) no, Big Guy, it most assuredly does NOT seem like just last year.  Not to most of us.

Looks like a depression from here

Of course, he addressed other issues too, such as what it’s going to take to get us out of this ditch that George W. Bush drove us into:

We’ve always said in this campaign that change takes more than one term, it takes more than one President, it takes more than one party. 

The million dollar question is, how many people will agree with Big Guy on November 6 about it taking more than one President, more than one party, to get us out of this ditch.

Anyway, it wasn’t just BO delivering inspirational messages this weekend. You already saw how fabulous Lady M looked as she addressed the CBCF:

Butt beyond looking fab she delivered one of her high energy messages: Get out the vote, America! We can’t let those angry R-words suppress our voice:

“We cannot let anyone discourage us from casting our ballots. We cannot let anyone make us feel unwelcome in the voting booth.

 

 

It is up to us to make sure that in every election, every voice is heard and every vote is counted,”

 

“This is the movement of our era — protecting that fundamental right not just for this election, but for the next generation and generations to come,” Obama said.

 

Because your voice shouldn’t be silenced by death.

“Because in the end, it’s not just about who wins, or who loses, or who we vote for on Election Day.”

You look old enough to vote, do you know your alphabet yet? Do you see the letter “D”?

And remember, we don’t care who you vote for, as long as you vote Democratic.

So, go ahead. Ask all the questions you need answers to in order to help you make up your mind to vote for our Democratic brain trust:

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