BlackBarry: The Skeet Shooter

Day 2 and the controversy heats up: Did Big Guy play golf or go shootin’ on his birthday?

First, some information on background: Despite being surrounded by well-equipped Secret Service agents at all times, BO insists on packin’ his own:

Oh yeah; it’s big. It’s black. It’s powerful. It’s Barry’s Black-Barry (BBB), and it’s smokin’ hot.

BBB allows him to shoot off important text messages at any time:

  

After handling another crisis, Big Guy returns his piece to its holster:

For an experienced shooter like BO, there is no doubt in my mind that he could squeeze in both a golf game and  a skeeter shoot at the same time. If you still don’t believe me, here’s an un-retouched photo as evidence:

Fore! Score! I started a war!

And if you still need evidence that gay guys can shoot straight, here’s an archival photo of JFK  at Camp David with world famous gay writers Gore Vidal (dark glasses) and Tennessee Williams:

Here they are shooting skeet:

I rest my case.

I close today’s episode of The Skeet Shooter with an homage to  Mason Williams most famous poem, Them Moose Goosers: (with apologies to real skeet shooters)

Them Skeet Shooters

How ‘bout them skeet shooters

ain’t they sweet?

Up in them boondocks

composin’ they Tweets.

 

Shootin’ them big skeet

Shootin’ them tiny

Shootin’ them clay skeet

In they hiney.

 

Look at Them Skeet Shooters

Ain’t they dumb?

Shootin’ with a water cannon

Shootin’ with a gun.

 

How to be a Skeet Shooter?

It’ll turn ya gay.

Git yerself a “skeeter” gun and

Bag a buncha’ clay!

 

Hope everyone enjoys today’s exciting (butt violent) Super Bowl. Here’s a little known factoid for halftime bets: Did you know that more NFL Super Bowl players have been killed by shots to the head than by headshots? Or is that the other way around?

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