Today, a “Who said that?” quiz:
I. “I do think there are certain times we should infringe on your freedom.”
- Hitler, on why the Jews had to relocate to Poland
- Stalin, on why his “Great Purge” was necessary
- Mayor Bloomberg, on why you can’t order a Big Gulp or own a gun
II. “I mean, “I do think at a certain point you’ve made enough money.”
- Warren Buffet, on why we should tax millionaires and billionaires more
- Michael Moore, on why capitalism sucks
- President Obama, on why we should tax millionaires and billionaires more
III. “It is a relation[ship] that began poorly, and I think it will end the same way.”
- John Kerry, on why Iraq refused to stop flying Iranian weapons to Syria
- Iraqi Prime Minister Maliki, on why Iraq refused to stop flying weapons to Syria
- Oscar de la Renta, on dressing Michelle Obama
Hillary always looked good in Oscar, but on the other hand, who needs Oscar, when you have Vogue?
IV. “u heartless motherf%ckers unwilling 2 bend 4 the safety of our kids. Sorry if you're offended.”
- A mother, whose school refused to go “peanut free” for her allergic child
- Michelle Obama, to people who won’t support her “No Child’s Fat Behind”
- Jim Carey, on people who insist on clinging to their 2nd Amendment rights
I don’t know about you, butt I didn’t do so well on the test. All of which leaves me with only one question:
If those guys are all so rich, why aren’t they smart?
And it’s semi-corollary:
If she’s so dumb, why is she always so right?
I’m going with “it’s the Big Gulp.”
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