MOTUS A.D.: The “Frocky Horror Picture Show©” Battle is “BACK” On!

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

The “Frocky Horror Picture Show©” Battle is “BACK” On!–UPDATED

UPDATE: DUE TO A TECHNICAL GLITCH THE FROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW BATTLE VOTING ENDED PREMATURELY AT NOON RATHER THAN MIDHIGHT. BUTTERFINGERS!

EARLY THIS MORNING, THE A FEDERAL JUDGE, ACTING ON A MOTION FILED BY GLORIA ALLRED REPRESENTING A GROUP OF “INTERESTED FROCK DESIGNERS”, AND ALEDGING THE EARLY CLOSING CONSTITUTED A VIOLATION OF THE VOTING RIGHTS ACT OF 1965, ORDERED THAT MY POLLS “MUST REMAIN OPEN UNTIL MIDNIGHT TONIGHT (11:59 PM EDT, 5/4/2013) OR UNTIL EVERYONE IN LINE AT MIDNIGHT CASTS A BALLOT OR BALLOTS.”

IN RESPONSE, MY LAWYER, LITTLE MO, RELEASED THIS STATEMENT:

"The premature closing of MOTUS' historic, 2013 Frocky Horror Picture Show© contest voting was caused by a technical failure, was inadvertent and unintentional. As clearly stated in the announcement, the polling was conducted under Chicago Rules therefore did not and could not constitute a violation of the voting rights act of 1965. Notwithstanding the clear authority under Chicago Rules to close polling at the announced time or at any other time based upon will, whim or caprice, MOTUS will abide by the ruling of this court and has re-opened polling. Polls will now remain open until 11:59 PM EDT, 5/4/2013."

I APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE WHO WAS UNABLE TO CAST YOUR BALLOT/BALLOTS YESTERDAY, BUTT YOU WILL HAVE AN ADDITIONAL DAY TO ORGANIZE YOUR TROOPS.

LET THE VOTING CONTINUE!!!

Now the moment you have been waiting for has arrived. You have selected the finalists, and the battle begins. The winner will be awarded my coveted, Golden FLOTUS, and be forever ensconced in my “Snark Attack Hall Of Fame.”

Competition was fierce, and there were several ties. I expanded the runoff to the 12 “Frocky Horror” entries with the most “Likes.” The results were tallied this morning, and may have changed since as I can’t turn off the “Like” feature on just one post. I HOPE my super-secret nominating committee didn’t miss-count any contenders, butt if they did, just remember, they are from Chicago, and mistakes happen...

After the Chicago gang certified the results, Little Mo & Raj tossed all the rest of the entries into the hopper and randomly selected a Wildcard.

So, without further adieu, here are your 2013 “Frocky Horror Picture Show©” Finalists, a baker’s dozen of truly horrifying frocks:

REMEMBER: TO EXERCISE YOUR CHICAGO RULES RIGHTS, JUST REFRESH THE PAGE OR CLICK HERE AND VOTE AGAIN!

Polls will remain open until Friday, 5-3-2013 at 11:59 PM EDT. Git yer voters runnin’, and remember, as always, Chicago Rules apply: no ID is required, vote early, vote often, and may the ~~worst~~ best “Frocky Horror” win!

Don’t forget to check out today’s other post: Obama 2.0 Still a few bugs –we’re working on the peevishness.

UPDATE: White House Dossier Reports that the iTunes app store just released its “Michelle’s Style List” app to keep you up to date on what Lady M is wearing. Who does that sound like? Right: moi!

I’m not sure yet, butt it looks like I may have another Supremacy Clause law suit to file. I’ll update you on that soon, butt right now, I have to tweet my legal team (Professor William A. Jacobson and Megyn Kelly).