Monday, June 3, 2013

Bubba To BO: “WTF? Did you read your contract?”

As I originally pointed out last summer in “It’s Halftime in America:”

“It’s not so much you didn’t live up to your potential.”

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It’s that you exceeded it.”

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Yes, Ed Klein is back, making more trouble. The paperback version of his book, dismissively titled “The Amateur” - which was derived from an obviously made-up, derisive, quote contained therein:

“Obama doesn't know how to be president. He doesn't know how the world works. He's incompetent. He's...he's...Barack Obama's an amateur.” - Bill Clinton

The paperback version is updated to detail the deal cut between Big Guy and Bubba to keep the reins of power in the grasp of this most unholy alliance for years to come.

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Here’s how the deal between the Devil and Beelzebub was supposed to work: Bubba would pump up BO’s limp campaign with his professional lying Mojo. In return, BO would throw his support enthusiastically behind his soon-to-be ex-Secretary.

Bubba delivered his part, in spades (can I say that?):

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Only to find out that Big Guy planned to renege (can I say that?) on his end of the deal.

bo hil sotu“Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, doll-face.”

Wow! Big Guy really is an Amateur if he thought he could get away with that! Discussions were held behind the scenes to clarify the terms of the contract, and shortly thereafter BO was back lovin’ on Hillary:

bo hills 60 minutesBO, layin’ some lovin’ on Hills on 60 Minutes

Be sure to tune in tomorrow for “Amateur: the Musical.”

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