Michelle’s Exciting New Exercise Program: Ladies, Get Your Guns!

Yes, I know the Wons rushed off to a couple of Texas fundraisers after the Fort Hood memorial ceremony. What did you expect? BO is the fundraiser-in-chief.

And being constantly out there, raising money on the backs of the rich, Democratic 99 percenters, is precisely why Big Guy needs an outlet for all the stress that sort of hypocrisy generates.

I’m sure you all remember when Big Guy got hooked on last year’s exercise craze, “Prancersizing.” 

h/t Looking Spoon

Naturally, Lady M resented his cheesing in on her LETS MOVE! scam initiative. So she decided to take the spotlight back by creating a new dance/exercise craze. To that end, she’s been working with the D.C. Joy of Motion Dance Center to develop the next big thing to ensure No Child’s Fat Behind. And they’ve developed the perfect routine! Not only will it help you lose weight, butt you’ll also learn how to get those beautiful guns that are so popular with the ladies now:

Whoops, I meant these “beautiful toned guns” - like Lady M’s.

And while Lady M is not featured in the exercise video herself, I think you’ll still find yourself tapping your toes along with the tune.

So grab your pop corn or low-cal kale chips, sit back and enjoy this sneak preview ahead of our New York premiere. Finally, a sequel worthy of  Beyoncé’s contribution to No Child’s Fat Behind, Move Your Body. And as a special treat, it contains “one simple trick” to help you lose weight. Just like on Google! Only free.

Still, you may find the video to be disturbing - on several levels - in ways I cannot describe. So here it is. Don’t say you haven’t been warned.

For me, the worst part about this video was the recall of that unfortunate Al Gore “Love Poodle” (The Iceman Cometh) thing. I would have liked to have forgotten forever about the namesake iceberg – you know, the one shaped like Al Gore. Now that was disturbing.

The Al Gore memorial  black “Love Poodle” iceberg. Still not melted.

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