The Supreme Executive Commander Directs the WON to Pull the Arrow

Today we will continue our weekend theme of the wisdom of Monty Python. Butt first, a brief review of Daniel Henninger’s comments on Barry’s fundamental transformation of Amerika:

The central feature of Mr. Obama’s rewrite of what one might call the Founding Fathers’ original vision has been to abolish Congress. (SNIP)

Barack Obama, channeling decades of theory, says constantly that the traditional system has failed. He said it in his 2011 Osawatomie, Kan., speech: “It doesn’t work. It has never worked.” (SNIP)

With Congress rendered moribund, the new branch of the American political system is the federal enforcement bureaucracy.

So, what would Monty Python say about this?

Dennis: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

King Arthur: Be quiet!

Dennis: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. – Monty Python and the Holy Grail

“Just pull the f***ing arrow out of the quiver and shoot! Never mind; let me talk to Michelle.”

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This Week’s Prize for Life Imitating Art

Here’s the deal: I promise to stop talking about Caitlyn when you stop talking about Caitlyn – deal?

Until then, I would like to award this week’s prize for “Most Creative Use of a Monty Python Skit to illustrate a Current Controversy” to DaTechGuy for uncovering this gem in relation to the Bruce/Caitlin conversion:

Reg: What’s the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can’t have babies?

Frances: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.

Reg: It’s symbolic of his struggle against reality. - Monty Python the Life of Brian 1979

So don’t forget to vote with your lady parts…

whether you’ve got ‘em, want ‘em, or have to rent ‘em.

h/t: American Digest via iOWNTHEWORLDREPORT via Larwyn’s Linx (Whew!)

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Michelle Obama Harvests Future Pollinators Of Amerika

Lady M summoned the little children to the White House yesterday for her spring garden harvest meal.

Staff harvested the garden earlier Wednesday, so all that was left for the first lady and two dozen students to do was to prepare the waiting baskets and bowls of cauliflower, kohlrabi, broccoli, fennel and lettuce.

Umm, um um – that sounds yummy.

Jefferson Lopez-Martinez demonstrates gang sign for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

She also told the children that it's important to help bees, butterflies and other creatures that spread the pollen around.

Charter members of Future Obama Pollinators of Amerika 

Some of this year’s crop of inductees appeared resistant to pollination:

“Stuff an apple in it, Lady M.”

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Obama, a Jew? They Ain’t Makin’ Jews Like Jesus Anymore!

“I am the closest thing to a Jew that has ever sat in this office.” – Barack Obama

Ha ha! That one’s a real knee-slapper:

So what am I, chopped liver?

In fact, I don’t even think Barry’s the first black Jewish president to sit next to a Jew in the Oval Office:

Bill Clinton, our first black president, next to Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin in the Oval Office

Prime Minister Netanyahu was not available for comment.

For further evidence of U.S. presidents sitting close to Jews in the Oval Office, see this.

And finally, an appropriate rejoinder from Kinky Friedman: “They Ain’t Makin’ Jews Like Jesus Anymore.”

WARNING: It’s Kinky Friedman, it’s not politically correct and definitely NSW! so if you just want to see the lyrics, go here.

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Charles Respectfully Disagrees

Big Guy advises the world - that remains blissfully unaware - that under his leadership "once again, the United States is the most respected country on earth."

And tying for second place, for the third year in a row, was Iran - for their multiple advancements in human rights and nuclear arms control.

Still, getting stoned in Iran isn’t the same thing as getting stoned in America

 

Charles Krauthammer respectfully disagreed with Barry’s assessment, wondering simply “what planet he's living on.” 

Answer: Planet Obamaville

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50 Shades of Old Grey Mares

Well finally - an explanation for presidential candidate Bernie Sanders’ salacious 1972 story about women fantasizing about rape: he was writing the prequel to 50 Shades of Grey. He called it a “poorly written” piece “of satire” about gender roles. Granted, 50 Shades is also a poorly written book about gender roles, butt make no mistake, it is not satire.
Oh well, at least everything makes perfect sense now: unable to make it as a porn writer, Bernie turns to the next best thing, a career politician.

Nobody knows how to parse 50 Shades of Grey better than a politician

And given that, Democrats now have a wide field of old grey mares to choose from.

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Squirrel Nuts, Get Your Squirrel Nuts Here!

It has come to my attention that standards for what constitutes a scandal around Washington have been modified over the past few years. David - oh my, look at those trouser creases!- Brooks explains:

"President Obama has run an amazingly scandal-free administration, not only he himself, but the people around him. He’s chosen people who have been pretty scandal-free,"

Butt one thing that remains a certifiable Washington scandal is sex. Especially if it involves either “gay” or “Republican.” Note: Democrats are immune to even these minimum standards. See David Brooks article cited above.
So, if you’re still interested, there should be adequate squirrel coverage of the Hastert scandal to keep you going for weeks. Be sure to stock up on squirrel nuts to enjoy during the show.

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