Sometimes a Cigar is Just a Cigar

An esteemed jurist will be laid to rest today.

The American (?) President will be elsewhere, leaving a “lighter footprint,” we are told.

We’re not sure exactly where he’ll be planting that footprint yet,

butt trust it will include either golf or the gym.

Or maybe he’ll be deliberating over a potential replacement for Justice Scalia:

Al Sharpton, the wise race-baiter?

Fareed Zakaria, the wise-Muslim?

Chris Rock, the wise-acre?

Then he’ll meet with Val Jar to find out who he’s going to appoint.

Let the record reflect that Barry and Lady M did pay their respects to Justice Scalia yesterday (in just under 2 minutes flat):

“So what do you want me to bring you from Cuba? I hear they make good cigars.”

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

RIP, Nino; you will be greatly missed.

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