Saturday, July 30, 2016

A Tale of Weebles and Bobble-Heads: Not My Circus, Not My Monkey

What a long, hot, contentious week this has been. Never have I been quite so happy to say:

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So I make no attempt to explain. I shall simply illustrate.

First, the star monkey as a Weeble (I suspect this is a microaggresion) in blue:

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…and again, in white (I know this is mircoaggresion; apologies in advance and I better throw in a trigger warning as well):

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And next, our star monkey as a Bobble-head (again, trigger warning and apologies for the microaggresion) doll:

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And as a real-live bobble-head:

Step right up! See the only living Bobble-head running for President!

The Democrats have a really big tent

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so I suspect the turnout will be high and the various circus acts stellar.

weeble circus tent and cannonsLadies and gentleman! The human cannon ball!

Butt, like I said: not my circus,

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not my monkey.

weeblesque clownHave a nice day.

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Friday, July 29, 2016

DNC Wrap: This Is It!

New frock, new voice coach, same old Hill (and her shadow). Clearly, This Is It!

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"This Is It" – Kenny Loggins & Michael McDonald

There've been times in my life
I've been wonderin' why

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Still, somehow I believed we'd always survive
Now, I'm not so sure

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You're waiting to hear
One good reason to try

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But, what more can I say
What's left to provide

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(You think that maybe it's over)

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(Only if you want it to be)
Are you gonna wait for a sign, your miracle

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Stand up and fight

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(This is it)

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Make no mistake where you are

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(This is it)
Your back's to the corner

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(This is it)
Don't be a fool anymore

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(This is it)
The waiting is over, no, don't you run

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No way to hide
No time for wonderin' why
It's here, the moment is now, about to decide

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Let 'em believe
Leave 'em behind

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But keep me near in your heart
Know whatever you do
I'm here by your side

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(You say that maybe it's over)

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(Not if you don't want it to be)
For once in your life
Here's your miracle

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Stand up and fight

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(This is it)
Make no mistake where you are
(This is it)
You're goin' no further

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(This is it)
Until it's over and done

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(No one can tell you what you know)
Whoa-oh-ho, whoa-aaah

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(Who makes the choice of how it goes)
It's not up to me this time
(You know)
Comes a day in every life

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(This is it)
You're goin' no further
(This is it)

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Until it's over and done
(This is it)
One way or another
(This is it)

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(No one can tell what the future holds)
(This is it)
Your back's to the corner
(This is it)
(You make the choice of how it goes)
(This is it)

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The waiting is over
(This is it)
(No one can tell what the future holds)
(This is it)

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You're goin' no further
(This is it)

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Thursday, July 28, 2016

You Like Obama, Vote For His Mama

Not that Bridge Over Troubled Water isn’t an apt anthem for the DNC, it’s just that after last night’s touching reunion onstage I think this Paul Simon standard might have been more appropriate:

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No I would not give you false hope
On this strange and mournful day
But the mother and child reunion
Is only a motion away, oh, little darling of mine

I can't for the life of me
Remember a sadder day
I know they say let it be
But it just don't work out that way
And the course of a lifetime runs
Over and over again

No I would not give you false hope
On this strange and mournful day
But the mother and child reunion
Is only a motion away, oh, little darling of mine

I just can't believe it's so
Though it seems strange to say
I never been laid so low
In such a mysterious way
And the course of a lifetime runs
Over and over again

But I would not give you false hope
On this strange and mournful day
When the mother and child reunion
Is only a motion away.

Oh the mother and child reunion
Is only a motion away
Oh the mother and child reunion
Is only a moment away

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Wednesday, July 27, 2016

STOP HER!

Remember the RNC’s daily themes? Make America Safe Again, Make America Work Again, Make America First Again and Make America One Again? And while the Dems mocked the themes that didn’t stop them from purloining the theme-of-the-day concept for their own convention.

Day 1 theme: BLM – Bernie Lives (don’t) Matter, aka "United Together." If by “united” you mean divided

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and by “together” you mean not so much.

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Day 2 theme: BLM – Blue Lives (don’t) Matter, in which  "Mothers of the Movement" were featured speakers of the evening.

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Whereas the sub-theme for the day was “A Lifetime Of Fighting For Children And Families” the DNC exploited the grieving mother’s of thugs whose lives were “prematurely” ended by police action and the grieving mothers of children whose lives were prematurely ended by thugs. And Republicans are to blame for both because a) cops acting stupidly, and b) guns. Take away message:  Black Lives Matter butt Blue Lives Don’t.

Secondary BLM theme of the day:  Bill’s Life Still Matters. I’d like to say he’s still got it, butt clearly he doesn’t.

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To hear him tell it, Al Gore was wrong - Love Story was not about Al and Tipper; obviously it was inspired by the Clintons life-long love affair.

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Today, Day 3, is once again BLM – Barack’s Life Matters as Barry takes to the podium to tell us why his best Secretary of State will also be his best replacement. Should he decide to leave. 

So far this convention has been a resounding success. Unity,

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solidarity,

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And peace out:

DEM 2016 PhiladelphiaEnjoy your freedoms while you’ve still got ‘em

So let’s stop focusing on the email scandal; to quote Bernie Sanders: “The American people are sick and tired of hearing about your damn emails!”

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Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Michelle Obama Brings It: Convention Bump to Follow

Boy, Lady M really brought it last night. It only took 7 1/2 years and untold billions of dollars – butt behold, a FLOTUS who’s ready for prime time.

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Dress, age appropriate; voice, toned down (sorry, pretty sure that’s a sexist microaggression of some sort). And I think she’s been taking speech lessons from Hillary’s voice coach.  Unfortunately, even with the coaching, she still schtruggled a little with those pesky “st” words like “schtronger,” “schtrength,” and “shtriving:” butt bless her heart, she tried.

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All while managing to keep race front and foremost - because we all know that’s even more important than having a vagina:

“That is the story of this country, the story that has brought me to this stage tonight, the story of generations of people who felt the lash of bondage, the shame of servitude, the sting of segregation, but who kept on striving and hoping and doing what needed to be done so that today I wake up every morning in a house that was built by slaves. And I watch my daughters, two beautiful, intelligent, black young women playing with their dogs on the White House lawn.

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And last night was all about the children, because terrorism, trade imbalances and the economy are really Republican issues Problems:

I want a president who will teach our children that everyone in this country matters. [ed. that shounds dangerously close to “All Lives Matter” – which we now know is not true.] A president who truly believes in the vision that our founders out forth all those years ago, that we are all created equal, each a beloved part of the great American story. And when a crisis hits, we don't turn against each other. No, we listen to each other, we lean on each other. Because we are always schtronger together.

Because you see, now that Obama is passing the torch to the first female president, it’s all about the children, again:

You see, Hillary understands that the president is about one thing and one thing only, it’s about leaving something better for our kids.

Something like this?

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Yep, if we elect Hillary she’ll wake up everyday in a house built by slaves too.

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