I Do Not Recall; and Neither Do You, Right?

Hillary Clinton used variations of 'I don't recall' 21 times when asked 25 questions under oath about how she deleted 33,000 State Department emails.

Sworn written testimony obtained by Judicial Watch show the Democratic presidential candidate dodged virtually all of the questions about the correspondences she removed from her private server while she was Secretary of State. - DM

Since he’s already lost his media bona fides, let’s have Matt Lauer pursue this series of brain freezes with Hillary Rodham, the smartest woman in the world:

“I do not recall” and Vinny wants you to have his watch to forget as well. 

Now, you may not recall what you had for lunch yesterday, you may not recall where you left your phone, and on a really bad day you may not even recall your own phone number. Butt seriously, don’t you think you might recall whether you “altered, destroyed, disclosed or used” any of your State Department emails? Or instructed anyone else to “alter, destroy, disclose or use” said email? Especially when you're famous for your steel trap brain?

Maybe Hillary just isn’t as qualified to be president as everyone thinks.

h/t Doug Powers

 "Hillary? God. Her instincts are suboptimal." – wiki9572

So are her ethics, morals, values and integrity. And her memory’s not so hot either.

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Deplorables Gear Up

Drip, drip, drip.

Everyday more Wikileaks leaking out, demonstrating the degree of Clinton corruption that the MSM choses to ignore in favor of their own trumped up charges of sexual harassment against The Donald. Anything to fire up their base with outrage over the War on Women that worked so effectively last time.

After all, if you can make Romney look like a misogynist

Trump should be a slam dunk. Except he fights back. He’s a bully that way.

Anyway, everyday presents new reasons to be Deplorable.

“. . . And I have to tell you that I can’t stop thinking about this. It has shaken me to my core in a way that I couldn’t have predicted. So while I’d love nothing more than to pretend like this isn’t happening…it would be dishonest and disingenuous to me to just move on to the next thing like this was all just a bad dream.” – Michelle Obama, Clinton stump speech New Hampshire

Boy, honey – can I call you honey? Do I ever know how you feel. The entire past 8 years have seemed like a very bad dream for us Deplorables.

Not needing yet another night of bad dreams I stayed up late creating this new line of Deplorables, inspired by Vienna 9.11.1683’s request for a bumper sticker for his truck. I hope you like them, it’s all I’ve got today.

Bumper Sticker

Stickers

 

Hoodie

Little Mo is trying to get the shelves stocked and orders filled before the new Intertube overlords take down the product site. AGAIN!

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May You Live in Interesting Times

Time interval is a strange and contradictory matter in the mind. It would be reasonable to suppose that a routine time or an eventless time would seem interminable. It should be so, but it is not. It is the dull eventless times that have no duration whatever. A time splashed with interest, wounded with tragedy, crevassed with joy--that's the time that seems long in memory. – John Steinbeck

Democrats are committed to making the Chinese curse come true.  And when it starts getting a bit too “interesting” for their own interests - e.g. WIKILEAKS! – they will double down and make things even more interesting for their enemies. Time to deploy the death-to-Journalism-newspaper-of-record, the New York Times to manipulate the “news.” So when somebody (WIKILEAKS!) revealed that Hillary’s henchmen called for a “Catholic Spring” to reform their “middle age” religion (instead of calling for a reformation of Islam - which actually practices “middle age” customs such as executing homosexuals and adulterous women) they responded with…surprise, surprise!…charges of sexual harassment against their enemy combatant.

Why? Because as the NYT has acknowledged, sexual misconduct charges don’t have to be proved in order to stick and derail a candidate simply because there’s no way you can ever recover from them whether true or not. If you don’t believe me just ask Herman Cain.

Ergo, the Interesting Times deployed their propaganda doomsday machine yesterday with charges of sexual harassment against Trump. Because everyone knows sex is way more interesting than security breaches, financial misconduct, lying to the FBI and Congress, media collusion, ridicule of Catholics, Southerners and “needy Latinos.” Indeed, nothing is as salacious interesting as SEX!!!

Don’t dismay however because…he’s ba-aack! All bets are off in this election.

So hang on, this is going to be an interesting ride:

Living in interesting times always is. people will be telling their grandchildren about this election for decades to come.

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The Basket People

Wiki-who?

Media collusion? Not a story unless the GOP is doing it.

Collusion with DOJ on email? Depends on what your meaning of “collusion” is.

Conflating email scandal with Benghazi in order to diffuse both? That’s just clever.

Mockery of Catholics? Doesn’t everyone? And hey, First Amendment right to do so! Unless we’re talking about the Religion of Peace, in which case it would be hate speech.

Besides, they weren’t talking about all Catholics, just a certain ultra-conservative subsect of Catholics who have “hijacked the faith.” Those who are “severely backwards,” who “bastardize the faith” and try to appear “sophisticated” by talking about “subsidiarity” and exhibiting “Thomistic” thought. Who knows, they could even turn violent at some point.

Perhaps that half of Catholics (the other half being solid Democrats) beling in the basket with the half of Trump supporters who are likewise “irredeemable.” One big basket of deplorably irredeemable racists, sexists, homophobes, xenophobes, Islamophobes.

We’re going to need to order a whole bunch of much larger baskets.

Longaberger Basket Company Headquarters, Newark, Ohio.

Because, God knows, we don’t need any more judgmental homophobes imposing their backward societal standards on us.

James Charles, Covergirl’s new face

Makeup: it’s not just for girly-girls any more. Because we aren’t confused enough yet.

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Sure Doesn’t Seem Like 41 Years

Happy Anniversary Bill and Hillary Clinton! 41 glorious years together, that’s quite an achievement.

I’ll drink to that.

They have one child, Chelsea,

Love you too, “dad”

who has now joined them in the family business, The Clinton Global Initiative, and two grandchildren, Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky, Aidan Clinton Mezvinsky, who will no-doubt carry on the family enterprise when they come of age.

Let’s take a brief look at a few of the Clinton’s accomplishments in their years together.

First, they ran the state of Arkansas together,

where Chelsea was born.

There they first learned how to use government funding for private benefit by hiring a nanny at state expense. This state-funded child care allowed Hillary to continue her work as a highly paid partner at the Rose Law firm while building her political resume advocating for education reforms and continuing her own education in the field of business. Her finance degree thesis was How to Turn $1000 into $100,000 in the Futures Market.

Two Words, Cow Futures

The Clintons went on as a team to win the White House where both of them made their mark, so to speak.

Bill channeled JFK in many policy moves and Hillary channeled Eleanor Roosevelt by charting her own path and trying to ram a Health Care Plan down our throats long before Barry Obama had even penned the first of his two amazing autobiographies.

Bill did manage to pass NAFTA, welfare reforms, launch the Balkan offensive and bomb an aspirin factory in Iraq during his tenure. Additionally, both Bill and Hill laid the plans for their future family business – a profitable enterprise of public/private partnership. That pays no taxes.

When they left the White House however they were flat broke and had to borrow money from influential people in order to launch their next career.

With the seed money they combined Bill’s considerable political skills with Hillary’s financial skills (honed in Arkansas) to launch the much anticipated Clinton Foundation, later expanded to include the subsidiary, The Clinton Global Initiative. Together they built this estate philanthropy from literally nothing to a multi-billion dollar endowment that sells access and influence while giving at least thousands of dollars away each month.

Wow! A real, admirable American couple – making money the old fashioned way since 1979. Happy Anniversary, and may you have many, many more.

“Nope, sure doesn’t seem like 41 years.”

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Lord, and Lady, of the Flies: Four More Years?

“The evil spirit lies like a fly at the door of the human heart.”  - Talmud

What is it about Democrats and flies?

Some of them can’t keep them zipped.

And then others just seem to attract them, no matter where they are. And who, I ask you, doesn’t automatically shoo a fly away when it lands on your face? I’ll tell you who, evil people, that’s who.

FOUR MORE YEARS!? OF THIS S**T?!!

"It is enough for the disciple that he become like his teacher, and the slave like his master. If they have called the head of the house Beelzebub, how much more will they malign the members of his household! – Matthew 10:25

So vote for Hillary if you honestly think she could possibly be the lesser of any two evils. The flies probably don’t mean anything. Her uncanny resemblance to pure evil is probably just a coincidence.

By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes. – Macbeth Act 4, Scene 3

Although you all know by now how I feel about coincidences.

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It’s a War. “If We Don’t, We Lose.”

JanicetheElder posted this yesterday, it bears repeating:

Unfortunately rather than following Breitbart’s recommendations, RINOs have instead adopted one of the most annoying tactics of the Progressive Left: virtue signaling. Except in RINO-World it’s used to discredit one of their own rather than the enemy – a unique play that generally allows the other team to score while you are still posturing and preening.

In case you don’t remember exactly how virtue signaling works here’s a good explanation from Acculturated: it is the popular modern habit of indicating that one has virtue merely by expressing disgust or favor for certain political ideas, cultural happenings, or even the weather. I would add “without having to do anything else.”

Case in point, Republicans stepping up to the mic to disavow Donald Trump:

Enough! Donald Trump should not be President. He should withdraw.
As a Republican, I hope to support someone who has the dignity and stature to run for the highest office in the greatest democracy on earth. - Condi Rice

“Cindy and I will not vote for Donald Trump,” - John McCain

 
“However, I’m a mom and an American first, and I cannot and will not support a candidate for president who brags about degrading and assaulting women.” - Senator Kelly Ayotte

Sorry, butt I remain firmly on the Trump-mobile even though he can be a jackass. Butt he’s our jackass. And remember, one strong man with the jaw of a jackass can slay 1000 Philistines.

And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.- Judges 15:16

And that’s your Sunday morning Bible lesson from MOTUS.

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