What Not To Wear

If there’s one thing that Democrats excel at it’s organizing; otherwise we wouldn’t have wound up with a community organizer as president. But even in defeat Democrats organize; that’s why they’ve been staging protests around the country ever since Trump won. Their latest lamentations can be seen and heard at Republican town hall meetings around the country. The Dem overlords have instructed  the “grassroots”  “folks” on how to attend and disrupt the meetings - two things that Democrats are particularly good at: participation and protest.

House Democrats participate in sit-in protesting the blocking of their gun control bill

So it’s no surprise to anyone that they continue to amass troops at Republican legislators’ town halls. Here’s a sample of the type of information and instructions the useful idiots are receiving from Central Control:

The audio, obtained by local radio station KPEL, reveals a coordinated effort to create the public impression that Cassidy’s support for Trump is unpopular with his constituents. The activists, who describe themselves as liberals in the audio, can be heard strategizing how to best turn a local town hall into a political victory.

The activists split up into an “inside team” — tasked with occupying “as many seats as we can” and an “outside team,” whose job was to “give [the media] the coverage they want” before joining the others inside. Activists were instructed to dress like conservatives and leave at home “any signifier that you’re a liberal” in order to blend in with constituents. – Daily Caller

I especially like the tip about how to dress. I’d like to help them even more so here are a few specifics on “What Not To Wear” if you don’t want to reveal yourself as the tool you are. I know the urge to value signal is strong, but Resist You Much!  So here a few dead giveaways that will let us know that you are better than us:

Meat dresses

    “I’m With Her” t-shirts, especially if you’re a metrosexual

Any Bernie gear

Also to be left home if you want to pass: pink pussy hats and any other, uh, pink pussy wear.

Any statement outfit indicating your theological leanings. 

Cutting edge transsexual couture – not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Also, pay close attention to any messaging your t-shirt may be inadvertently signaling.

For example, this would not be advisable, unless you mean it ironically.

Recommended gear if you want to try to pass yourself off as a Trumpian:

But frankly even with all my help I think we’ll still be able to spot the sleeper cells.

They’re never as clever as they think they are.

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