It’s FLOTUS Friday already and - as I believe I promised after last week’s marathon, no Lady M pictures for at least a week - I’ll highlight a different former FLOTUS. Let’s start with a little quiz question.
Q. How many people can an ex-FLOTUS off-load blame on for a humiliating presidential election loss?
A. Forty-one, give or take: Meet the Hillary blame list - FORTY-ONE and counting.
In a companion piece, Piers Morgan shared a few observations on Hill’s blame-a-palooza blockbuster.
'What happened' is the title of Hillary Clinton's new 464-page book.
The answer, it transpires, is the most whiny, self-pitying, deluded load of literary claptrap written since Kim Kardashian's 'I was empowering women' defense for posting naked bird-flipping selfies.
Ah yes, Kimmie does like her selfies:
Even selfies with Kimmie and Kanye Kouldn’t help Krooked Hillary, possibly because Kim was the only one who heard Hillary’s goals for our country.
Summing things up, Hillary asks herself: 'What makes me such a lightning rod for fury? I'm at a loss.'
Hmmm, where do we start?
The truth is that everyone knows exactly what happened.
Hillary ran a diabolically elitist and blinkered campaign that basically boiled down to this mantra: 'Trump's disgusting, his supporters are a basket of deplorable idiots, I'm a brilliant woman, my husband used to be President, and I have lots of rich, famous friends – so vote for me…'
America didn't vote for Hillary because they didn't like what she represents and rejected her vague, unimaginative vision for the country.It's as simple as that and to pretend otherwise is to ignore the harsh, cold reality that the most qualified candidate in history lost to the least qualified candidate in history.
Wait, I thought Barack Hussein Obama was the most highly qualified community organizer candidate in history.
Oh well, let’s turn now to an example in how to be a real FLOTUS. There really aren’t that many rules but Rule Number One is a rather important one to master: try to look like you don’t want to strangle your husband. (Here’s where I would normally inject a gratuitous picture of Lady M, looking like she wished her president-husband would drop dead, but(t) I promised…supply your own image if you’d like, there are dozens to choose from.)
So let’s look at few highlights from FLOTUS Melania’s very busy day:
Nobody should be able to look that good all day long. That’s all I’ve got to say.
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