Tuesday, October 17, 2017

akdoV – Rearview Mirror Explanations

“I was running down the stairs in heels with a cup of coffee in hand, I was talking over my shoulder and my heel caught and I fell backwards.”Hillary Clinton, explaining broken toe

This brings to mind three things Hillary has still not learned:

1. Coffee, coffee, coffee. Then try the challenging issues of your day. It’s safer that way.

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2. People who spend a lot of time looking backwards find very few answers but discover a lot of excuses.

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3. If you keep peering into the rearview mirror you may see messages that you do not appreciate,

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and are closer than you think.

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But on a more immediate and practical note, looking backwards is just plain dangerous.

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And if you’re looking backwards while running downstairs in heels with coffee in your hands, well, you might even fall backwards and break your toe. Of course you could also happen if you drop a full bottle of vodka on your foot.

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