The Red Tide

Red Tide: noun

1. a discoloration of seawater caused by a bloom (large concentrations of aquatic microorganisms) of toxic red dinoflagellates. It is caused by microscopic algae that produce toxins that kill fish and make shellfish dangerous to eat

2. a discoloration of  facts caused by a bloom (large concentrations of media microorganisms) of toxic anti-red state journalists. It is caused by microbial scum that produce toxic fake news  red alerts about Russian hacking in hopes of killing Trump’s presidency and making Republicans dangerous to elect.

By daylight  you can see this scourge for what it actually is: a floating sea of toxic waste:

Creeping red tide. Euuu!

When viewed as the media would have you see it however, it appears to be an enchanting fairytale concoction: 

Known as “red tide” by day…under cover of  night it  takes on the glow of  contrivance

Just reflect back on the media coverage of our late, great FLOTUS and I think you’ll grasp the conceit.

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Canadian Gun Porn Friday

As we continue to reflect on the Canadian cool factor, Drudge reports:

A sniper with Canada's elite special forces in Iraq has shattered the world record for the longest confirmed kill shot in military history at a staggering distance of 3,450 metres.

Sources say a member of Joint Task Force 2 killed an Islamic State insurgent with a McMillan TAC-50 sniper rifle…It took under 10 seconds to hit the target.

"The shot in question actually disrupted a Daesh [Islamic State] attack on Iraqi security forces," said a military source, who stressed the operation fell within the strictures of the government's advise and assist mission. "Instead of dropping a bomb that could potentially kill civilians in the area, it is a very precise application of force and because it was so far way, the bad guys didn't have a clue what was happening."

Special order only (2-9 weeks). Call today!

McMillan TAC-50 sniper rifle (Made In The USA)

Why do you need one?

(h/t Rowdy Yates)

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Don’t Axe Me Bro!

We pause in the  Trump! Russia! Trump! Russia!  coverage to ponder over what it is about Canada that makes it so cool. Maybe it’s the hot, metrosexual PM Justin Trudeau. Or maybe it’s his counterpoint: the toques and music of the Great White North.

Cooo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coooo!

But for the moment, everything Canadian is too cool for school. Take the hot new sport sweeping Colorado, Axe Throwing:

A new sport is coming to Denver: Ax throwing.

Two recreational ax-throwing venues opening this summer are trying to prove that Canadian backyard shenanigans can be as popular as bowling and pub darts, with a little more risk.

In large open rooms, pairs of competitors square off inside metal cages that protect spectators — perhaps beers in hand — from hatchets flying toward large wooden targets.

The owners hope to to capitalize on a growing national trend, captivating corporate team-bonding groups, competitive ax throwers, bachelorette parties and downtown bar-hoppers with what they call an exciting new way to spend a Saturday night.

I know pub darts can be dangerous, but does axe throwing really pose “a little more risk?”

Take off, hoser!

The only thing that may raise the risk “a little” is if the ax throwing venues open up next door to any of the hundreds of legal marijuana stores. Or a mosque.

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We’re Not Tired Of Winning Yet!

In an election that was largely seen cast as a referendum on the first months of Donald J. Trump’s presidency, young, metrosexual wonder boy - selected for his resemblance to young Canadian metrosexual wonder boy Justin Trudeau – couldn’t even beat a decidedly not hot middle aged woman! 

This despite having raised an amazing $22 million from across the country (and Hollywood) for a local congressional race. Not bad for a neophyte who couldn’t even vote for himself because he doesn’t live in the district!

But the sad truth is that even after spending approximately $176 dollar per vote, Georgia’s 6th District told  #Ossoff to oss-off. Georgia must be full of deplorables.

And Democrats, listen up: you may need to reconsider your message and tactics and possibly - dare I say it:

But it’s okay if they don’t want to, because we’re not tired of WINNING! yet!

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Certain Conditions May NOT Apply.

What part of “Free Speech” do you not understand?

“(The idea that the government may restrict) speech expressing ideas that offend … strikes at the heart of the First Amendment,” wrote Justice Alito in his opinion. “Speech that demeans on the basis of race, ethnicity, gender, religion, age, disability, or any other similar ground is hateful; but the proudest boast of our free speech jurisprudence is that we protect the freedom to express ‘the thought that we hate.'”

“A law found to discriminate based on viewpoint is an ‘egregious form of content discrimination,’ which is ‘presumptively unconstitutional,'” Justice Kennedy wrote in a separate opinion. “A law that can be directed against speech found offensive to some portion of the public can be turned against minority and dissenting views to the detriment of all. The First Amendment does not entrust that power to the government’s benevolence. Instead, our reliance must be on the substantial safeguards of free and open discussion in a democratic society.” - Red Alert

There are no “conditions.” And it’s unanimous.

President Donald J Trump: Making America Great Again.

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R.I.P. Oreo; Welcome Hazel and Harley

The Pences recently lost their long term buddy, Oreo.

For Father’s Day the VP got a new puppy, Harley,

 

to join the other new member of the family, Hazel the kitty. 

The new fur babies make for a Happy Family.

As President Truman said, “If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.” President Trump should get a dog.

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An Anonymous Source Wishes Dad a Happy Father’s Day

Happy Father’s Day to all the Dads out there! To mark the occasion maybe you can take a dad to breakfast at his favorite diner:

And if you still haven’t gotten Dad a present yet, may I suggest a tie:

Although any tie to Donald Trump these days might be considered collusion.

And if you’re still not buying this proof of collusion, maybe you and Dad could just go fishing.

You never know what might show up on your hook.

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