Saturday, March 17, 2018

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day

  For this year’s reenactment of St. Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland…

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AG Jeff Sessions fired Andy McCabe. If this godforsaken island of perfidy is ever going to be habitable by decent men there are a lot more snakes that need a one way ticket out of town. But nice start.

On another St. Patrick’s day note I feel I should warn those of you wandering off to a bar to celebrate the day with a beer and perhaps a wee dram chaser: along with the usual green brews this year’s on tap selections include a new “glitter beer” – that’s right, lager ala glitter-atti.

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Breweries like Ska Brewing in Durango, Colorado; Three Weavers Brewing Company in Inglewood, California; and Bold Missy Brewery in Charlotte, North Carolina are just a few of the rising number of brewhouses who have released glitter-filled elixirs.

Goodness! I’ve head of unicorn farts

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but, glitter-pee?

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And whatever you do, do not mix both green and glitter, the resulting by-product might make your hangover the following morning even worse than usual.

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So please remember, all that glitters is not gold; therefore if you must drink today please drink, and pee, responsibly.

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