When Democrats Rule, Money Literally Disappears

I’m going on a picnic today,

The Picnic, James Tissot

so I suggest you take a break from the FBI as well and instead contemplate reasons # 587-89 why Democrats should never be allowed to be in charge of anything. (Shot/Chaser/Hangover format borrowed, with attribution, from the Instapundit)

Shot: “WHY ARE DEMOCRAT MONOPOLY CITIES SUCH CESSPITS OF FISCAL PROFLIGACY?”

Philadelphia’s government has the worst accounting practices among the nation’s 10 largest cities, with $924 million in bookkeeping errors alone last year…That’s on top of the now-infamous missing $33 million, the discrepancy between what the city’s records say it has and what is in the bank.

Chaser:

Disgraced Former Detroit Mayor Convicted Of Corruption While City Struggles To Survive

Since when is any of this illegal in Detroit?

Hangover:

In a Facebook post, former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick asks President Donald Trump for a pardon or clemency from the 28-year prison sentence he is currently serving for corruption.

Given that even his clemency-for-minorities happy buddy, Barack Hussein Obama, couldn’t find it in his heart to give Kwame a pass I wouldn’t be selecting my get-out-of-jail pimp suit just yet.

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Gives a Whole New Meaning to the Term “Free Press”

The quid pro quo of the Swamp:

The IG Report shows 300 documented instances of FBI members communicating (off the clock and off the record) with the media. That’s often known as a leak and it’s often illegal. Plus, they frequently accepted expensive gifts from their ‘friends’ in the media as well. Arguably that encouraged them to provide the media with even more confidential information: because that’s how quid pro quo works. That the members of the media are banned from accepting such bribes themselves would indicate they know how effective such “gifts” can be. But when you have a yarn to spin, a story to tell, you pull out all the stops.

Oh well, it’s #FLOTUSFriday and our FLOTUS is back. And looking good.

FEMA Hurricane Preparedness Meeting, June 6

Serving as honorary chair of the Ford Theatre’s annual gala celebrating President Abraham Lincoln, June 10

The so-called ‘free press’ continues to spin - on and on - their most recent Trump-fueled conspiracy. I guess there’s “no documentation of bias” there either; unless you read their stories.

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Best Birthday Present Of All Time. EVER. (UPDATED)

Happy Birthday President Donald J. Trump!

What do you get a Very Stable Genius who has everything for his birthday?

  “President Trump, now that you have the IG’s report, what are you going to do?”

“I’m going to lock her up.”

P.S. Happy 243rd Birthday to the U.S. Army too.

And Happy Flag Day.

It’s almost as if Donald Trump was destined to be president, or something.

UPDATE Check it out, Donald J. Trump as a boy:

Proof that he was sincere when he said he loves the Mexican people, and has since he was a very young boy:

He and Juan Valdez grew up together!

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The Doomsday Clock: Change It Back

“In 2017, the clock moved from three minutes to midnight to two-and-a-half minutes to midnight. The Bulletin cites the rise of nationalism, Donald Trump's comments over nuclear weapons and the threat of an arms race between the US and Russia. The year was also the first time a fraction was used in the time.” – Wired 

By the same time in 2018, the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists saw fit to nudge the clock even closer to the hour of the apocalypse:

In moving the clock 30 seconds closer to the hour of the apocalypse, the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists cited "the failure of President Trump and other world leaders to deal with looming threats of nuclear war and climate change." - The Washington Post

I wouldn’t begin to think myself worthy of advising the esteemed Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists on the accuracy of their Doomsday Clock, but come on guys: CHANGE IT BACK!

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Peace: In a New York Minute

Historic handshake between the leaders with arguably the two funkiest hairdos in the world

There are lessons in the North Korea deal signed by Kim Jung Un and Donald Trump for everyone.

For the media: don’t write your (dire) headlines before history happens.

For Obama: You want a nuclear-free world? This is how it’s done, son. It’s called “peace through strength."

“Watch me”

Never-Trumpers: “He’ll never get it done” Trump: “Hold my covfefe”

We finally know what he meant

Justine Trudeau: If you wanted me to ink a trade deal all you had to do was play it straight

Iran mullahs: Ours are bigger than yours.

Liberals: I don’t want to hear anymore about family reunification. If North and South Korea reunification isn’t enough for you you’ll never be satisfied.

World: Never underestimate the Donald.

Yeah, I’ve got this

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Robert Di Niro Speaks His Mind

Celebrity Trump Derangement Syndrome: the inability to speak without spewing spittle, F-bombs, C-word and unleashing your inner demons. And liberals think President Trump – the one in Singapore negotiating a denuclearized North Korea - is the one out of control. Go figure.

“I’m going to say one thing, F— Trump,” De Niro said while pumping his fists in the air. “It’s no longer down with Trump. It’s f— Trump.”

The comments are hysterical.

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Man-Brows: If You’ve Got Them Flaunt Them

From Small Dead Animals by way of Instapundit: What’s the deal with Justin Trudeau’s eyebrows?? 

@davidd_dds @fordnation Justin must be hard 2 work with. Just listening 2 him is hard but look his left eye brow has lost its glue. @JustinTrudeau It’s a lot having a full time job isn’t it. Not as many naps or-story times. @OYLorg @liberal_party JT is falling apart, literally. pic.twitter.com/4wUWbjcIqm

— DDS (@davidd_dds) June 8, 2018

Paste on eyebrows, seriously? Is that a real thing? And what’s up with all that man-liner?

They’re alive!

I know eyebrow fashion has cycled between Sharpy thin and boyishly fat,

but stick-ums? Not a good look on a world leader. I’m afraid little Justin is suffering from some kind of Daddy-brow envy.

Man-brows: you’ve either got ‘em or you don’t

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