Because Humans Are That Stupid Sometimes

What if the global warmists are entirely wrong? What if it’s all been an optical illusion?

Like this “people under water” illusion created by Argentinian artist Leandro Erlich. Visitors can either stroll into the “swimming pool” - an empty room - and gaze up at the rippling water effect, or look down from above.

What if instead of the oceans rising because the ice caps are melting at an alarming rate they are actually shrinking?  And what if it’s all due to those troublesome tectonic plates that created those same oceans billions of years ago - along with all the mountains? Yes, those same tectonic plates that to this day hitch a ride on a slow moving conveyor belt that still causes inconvenient earthquakes and volcanic eruptions when they get to the end of the ride. Wow! Wouldn’t that be something?

A tectonic plate may have peeled apart—and that could shrink the Atlantic Ocean

…If confirmed, the new work would be the first time an oceanic plate has been caught in the act of peeling—and it may mark one of the earliest stages of the Atlantic Ocean shrinking, sending Europe inching toward Canada as predicted by some models of tectonic activity.

Oh boy! New models! How can politicians shamans scientists use this to more effectively control our lives?

Duarte presented some strong arguments, he says, but he cautions that the model needs further testing…“It’s a big statement,” Duarte says of the conclusions, acknowledging that he and his team still have work to do. “Maybe this is not the solution to all the problems.”

Of course it’s not “the solution to all the problems.” In order for that to happen we will have to figure out how to use this information to develop a comprehensive theory that demonstrates that the earth is dying and it’s all due to you using too much toilet paper, eating too much meat, driving your own car and heating your home with evil carbon fuel. Until that time it will remain just another theory of things.

And when this latest delusional thing becomes a real theory, we will need a new shaman leader. Perhaps maybe by then one of the Wee Wons will be old enough to lead us into that promised land of their father and show us to the land where the oceans begin to recede and the planet begins to heal.

Yeah, because humans are just that stupid sometimes.