It’s Friday so…“Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Fossil fuels have got to go!”
Thus spake that old fossil and ho, Jane Fonda, who considers herself something of a Super Woman. She has declared global climate change an “existential threat” and I trust she would know.
Accordingly she has announced what she likes to call “Fire Drill Friday” because while the “consensus of scientists” has officially changed the name of the “existential threat” to “climate change” we all know it’s really global warming.
“It’ll be called ‘Fire Drill Friday.’ And we’re going to engage in civil disobedience and we’re going to get arrested every Friday.”
Light my fire
To demonstrate her complete commitment to saving the world Hanoi Jane has temporarily moved to Washington D.C. in order to make her weekly publicity stunt more convenient. She will still be jetting back and forth between coasts on her private jet however in order to keep appointments and commitments such as essential cosmetic preservation procedures and nutritional consultations.
I wonder which red coat and hat the old fossil will wear this week.
“Vote. Speak. Act.” I’d settle for one out of three.
Shut Up and Sing
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