Al Sharpton Sells His Life Story Rights for Over Half a Million Dollars To His Own Charity
Well to be fair, who else would want it?
A half a mil for a great human interest story about a totally self promoted made man like that sounds like a very good deal indeed.
Gold watch, diamond ring,
I ain't missin' not a single thing
Cufflinks, stick pin,
When I step out I'm gonna do you in
Seriously, who doesn’t love a good bags to bitches story?
Silk suit, black tie,
I don't need a reason why
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man – ZZ Top
From two-bit pimp to presidential advisor:
The story is worth every cent he paid himself.