Beto: Just Beat It

Beat It Beto:

As it turned out, this wasn’t the silver bullet he’d hoped for. It didn’t prove to be any more compelling than his other “ideas.”

O'Rourke started his campaign on a strong note with more than $6 million raised on the first day, but he was never able to consistently poll above more than 1% or 2%, leaning heavily on proposals for stricter gun control, more liberal abortion laws, and punitive taxes for churches that do not endorse gay marriage. – WE

There’s a winning platform that will rally the heartland.

So reluctantly Beto the very White Hispanic announced last week he was abandoning his bid for President. Hard to believe, as he was such hot stuff just 6 months ago.

“Beto O'Rourke emerges as the most electable Democrat in poll that shows he would beat Trump by 10 points – and the only front-runner the president would beat is Elizabeth Warren.” – Daily Mail, May, 2019

I realize voters are fickle, but so are campaigns. When fake news is combined with biased polls your staff could easily be talked in to ordering a lot of inventory that’s going to be tough to dump when the wind shifts.

Fire Sale Special!

Maybe Beto could use them to revive his musical career.

I’ll bet if he tried he could set his discarded cheer sheets from the Iowa campaign to music.

A reporter disseminated a picture of abandoned fliers that gave crowd instructions for Beto O'Rourke supporters at an Iowa conference center. Sad.

Or he could wear the red hoodies and just do Michael Jackson cover songs, like Beat It – a music video that Michael recorded during his Hispanic period too, and featuring a red jacket.

 

You better run, you better do what you can
Don't want to see no blood, don't be a macho man
You want to be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you want to be bad

 

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated

Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it

Normally I'd suggest Beto just get a real job but I suspect they've got all the goats they need for chomping scrub at the Reagan Library…

and I don’t know what else he's qualified for. So I’m going to say just beat it.