And so it came to pass: the November 4th Immaculate Deception was followed by the country’s first virtual inauguration attended by approximately 2000 hand selected guests and 25,000 military to protect him from the dangerous right wing supremacists (who failed to show up).
Let’s hear it for our National Guard, who care enough to turn their back
And so the Dim Sum President-Select was installed as President of our fine country, leaving us with 2 figurehead scoundrels: the Scoundrel-in-Chief and the Scoundrel-in-Waiting, both beholden to the last Lightbringer who has been running the shadow government for his overlords out of the $10 million Kalorama home they bought him.
The media has already deemed the “Biden” Administration the most scandal free and transparent on record. Likewise it’s been praised for hitting the ground running, or hobbling as it were, in the case of Old Joe.
I can do this, Dr. Jilly told me I could do this! Just a little further.
And so it came to pass, in his first 100 minutes President Joey was busy signing Executive Orders. The first, Mandating Masks And Social Distancing On Federal Property has already flattened the curve! Miraculeux!
Literally one hour after Biden takes the oath, the WHO admits that PCR testing at high amplification rates alters the predictive value of the tests and results in a huge number of false positives
So maybe after the first 100 days we’ll be free to move about the cabin again, mask free. Or at least go out to dinner again, if you live in a Blue state.
Joey also put his mark on an Executive Action To Rejoin the Paris Climate Accord. So expect those oceans to start to recede at any moment, while China gloats, builds another 200 coal plants and sends tons more of their crap – across the receding oceans - to be sold in America.
Today Joey’s expected to Issue An Executive Order Ending Border Wall Construction. Incoming White House national security adviser Jake Sullivan explained that the Biden administration is going to have a very different approach to regional migration (it’s called “open borders,” go ahead, just say it). He said there will be a “special emphasis” to address the “root causes of migration in the region.” I can explain the “root causes of immigration” - like the caravan currently swarming just south of our border - quite simply: 1. the U.S’s refusal to enforce it’s immigration laws, 2. lack of a physical barrier (i.e. a Wall) and 3. Free Stuff!
So you just keep on talking about unity Joey, while demonizing those of us who disagree with your imbecilic anti-American policies as “political extremists, white supremacists and domestic terrorists” and things should be just fine.
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