Well, today’s the day it becomes official: President-Select Jao Biden will be sworn in as Chairman and President of these formerly United States.
But in the early hours this morning, even ahead of the official swearing in ceremony, the Nobel Committee announced that it has awarded President-Select Jao Biden, the most dubiously elected man in all of U.S. history, the first ever Nobel Prize for World Unificating. I’m not entirely sure what that means but it sounds kind of dirty.
According to the press release the unusual timing of this unusual award was based solely on Mr. Biden’s pledge to reverse all of his predecessor's policies. Of specific interest to the Committee is the reversal of President Trump’s “America First” policy which was deemed to have “shown arrogance and been dismissive, even derisive at times” of America’s sworn enemies, both foreign and domestic. Among the current President’s offensive policies this one alone has been most clearly upsetting and unbalancing to the New World Order agenda.
Since President-Select Jao has pledged to ‘unificate America and the World’ by rejecting his immediate predecessor’s policies and return to those of his predecessor's predecessor, he was a shoe-in for the unificating award. Biden released a statement saying he was humbled to be so honored, but according to close associates he secretly gloated about having won his Noble prize even quicker than Obama.
C’mon man, who’s the clean and articulate guy now?
China Premier Xi also praised the Nobel Committee’s decision to grant the award to Biden saying ‘I am certain nobody can unificate the world better or faster than our man in Washington, Chairman Jao.’
So look for China’s Guy in Washington to immediately move America from the #1 spot on the list to a slot so far down that nobody other than Israel will need look up to see us. Official sources report that one of Biden’s first actions as Chairman and President will to issue an Executive Order changing the MAGA designation from “Make America Great Again” to “Make America Grovel Again.”
All I can say is “So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish.”
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