Saturday, January 16, 2021

We’ll Be Fine, We Just Need A God’s Comma

im ok

No, no actually you’re not, you’re missing an apostrophe.

That’s all I can muster today kids, I’m completely tapped out and I’m conserving my strength for the coming week which is bound to be trying. So get your ducks in a row,

ducks

and Caturday on. Please do your best to avoid chewing your nails, it serves no purpose

cat bananas

and odds are good you’re going to need them for self defense down the road.

In summary then: we’re okay, we just need to buy an apostrophe.

when-to-use-an-apostrophe

“An apostrophe is a comma to the top; that’s God’s comma”  - Peter Mayle