Saturday, May 15, 2021

Boy, Harvard Sure Doesn’t Make Them Like It Used To.

Yes, David Hogg just said the quiet part out loud.

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But don’t worry my little friend, with your quick wit, complete grasp of economic principles,

f94d2342796293cc13f6926b1f022c2ed1a0ff921b2446995b06f90eb26e654bThe guy who actually created a pillow empire and the kid voted most likely to get smothered by a pillow

and total command of liberal logic

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nobody will ever mistake your unmasked mug for that of a rational human being.

And for the record, no cogent thought ever began with the phrase “I feel the need.” But since you do, please, feel free to wear the mask of the identity group by which you choose to be known.

hog mask

In related news: China takes first step towards colonizing Mars and in the process brings Covid-19 to the unsuspecting inhabitants.

Zhu Rong Mars rover

Not to worry: since the U.S. was there first we’ll get credit for it.

 

Happy Caturday.

cat in a hatI’m warning you David, if you make me wear this stupid face mask one more time I’m going to ‘feel the need’ to shred you with my super powers.

NOTICE: IT LOOKS LIKE DISQUS IS HAVING SOME SORT OF PROBLEM TODAY. PLEASE STAND BY. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE ISSUE IS BUT HOPE IT CAN BE SORTED.