Clean Up On Aisle 1-100!

It’s chirp, peep and cheep day around here so I need to get my ducks in a row.

Some people (liberals, mostly) would consider this a row.

It’s also pizza day around here, as I’ve discovered that Raj is much happier if he gets a pizza fix once a week. We can forego Taco Tuesday but Pizza Wednesday is sacred. I might even get him a Pizza!Pizza!™ today as he’s been very busy getting the MOTI list updated with all the new requests. If it were up to me you’d be waiting for the new list until after the New Year; I hate Excel, it still gives me flashbacks.

So as you can see Raj has earned himself a double and a double he shall have. I’m going to see if Little Caesars can whip up two of the FJB pepperoni specials like the ones Phil Solorzano created in honor of our feckless, clueless and corrupt President.

“Pepperoni more than doubled. Most products have doubled…there are products you can’t find, that are out for two to three weeks. It’s just a pain in the butt. It’s the same pepperoni, the same distributor, but twice the price.”

Two great pizzas, one low death-blow price!

And it’s a Win!Win! – no cooking! No mess to clean up! Thanks Brandon!

Of course the mess left behind by the Brandon Administration will require a lot more than a sink full of soapy water to cleanup.