Daily Mail take: OMICRON! Danger, danger! EVERYONE LOCKDOWN!
Dr Angelique Coetzee, who runs a private practice in the South African administrative capital of Pretoria, said she first noticed earlier this month that Covid patients were presenting with a host of odd symptoms.
“‘Unusual’ symptoms of mutant Covid strain: South African doctor who first raised alarm about Omicron warns its early signs are 'MILD' and patients do NOT lose their sense of smell!”
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PJ Media take:
Dr. Angelique Coetzee, the South African doctor responsible for alerting health officials about the omicron variant of COVID-19 says it presents “unusual but mild” symptoms.
Coetzee first observed patients with unusual symptoms who were otherwise healthy in mid-November.
Your choice: go with PJ Media version of Omicron and get on with your life:
Or go with the Daily Mail’s version (correctly renamed by Abenaki to the Omigod! variant) and get ready for the great toilet paper shortage of 2022:
Congratulations Abenaki – you’ve won the internet today!