The Democrat’s guide to solving inflation:
Take one chicken wing. Cut it into 3 pieces.
Now you have 3 times as many wings - so you can afford to pay the new, higher price per pound. If people complain, blame Trump – or White Supremacy. You can now sell the drumettes and wingettes at an increased price to suppliers, who will sell them as overpriced appetizers, donate the wing tips to a soup kitchen and take a tax write-off.
There. Done and dusted.
A bunch of Yankee doodles sticking another feather in their cap.
PS: Beware the Ides of March
Et Tu, Brute?
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