Thursday, July 10, 2014

Somebody Didn’t Get the Memo

Believe me, I appreciate the fact that you adhere to my “no simian references” rule when commenting. I especially appreciate the restraint that is required when dealing with situations that some might take to be flagrant “taunting.”  Take yesterday, for example; when BO was hanging with Governor Hickenlooper and just whistling Dixie past all the grave yards:

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As you can see, creeper managed to rein herself in, adhering to the letter of the law if not the intent. Screenshot Studio capture #2116

Butt apparently somebody didn’t get the memo:

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Maybe because he was busy, drinking with the white boy. And please, no racist “Hickenlooper” jokes either.

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Oh well, it’s clearly not the first memo BO didn’t get: (h/t dchrist81)

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UPDATE: BHO reports he didn’t visit the border in Texas yesterday because:

 “I’m not interested in photo-ops.” – Barack Hussein Obama July 9, 2014

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Ads? Now that’s another story.

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Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Finally: the Final Semi-Finals. Or: When Will This Nightmare End?

Two important things you should be aware of today:

1) Brazil takes a spectacular dive in the world cup; tears flow, riots to follow.

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Maybe if the fans hadn’t decided to wear elf hats…

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their team would have tried a little harder.

There’s certainly enough blame to spread around (one of soccer’s virtues as I understand it) butt I blame the haters like Ann Coulter, who’s obsessed with hating on soccer: (h/t Gerard)

The same people trying to push soccer on Americans are the ones demanding that we love HBO's "Girls," light-rail, Beyonce and Hillary Clinton. The number of New York Times articles claiming soccer is "catching on" is exceeded only by the ones pretending women's basketball is fascinating.

The Oatmeal captured the sentiments of many Americans who share Ann’s soccer sensibilities:

world_cup_with_titleh/t SHS

And #2, this just in from Hollywood - the Joan Rivers Vagina Monologues, co-starring David Letterman:

That is all troops. Carry on.

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Tuesday, July 8, 2014

“Something there is that doesn't love a wall” – Mending Wall

Ronald Reagan, 1987:

obama-reagan“Tear down this wall!”

Barack Hussein Obama, 2014:

Obamapoint“Tear down this border!” (h/t Greg Gutfeld)

Because…we don’t need no stinkin’ wall.

Oh sure, there are times when “Something there is that doesn’t love a wall:”

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Then again, wherever there be cows, "Good fences make good neighbors."

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With my sincere apologies to Mr. Frost’s sensibilities. If that’s inadequate,

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Right, Big Guy?

Right.

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Monday, July 7, 2014

Amerika’s First Indian Princess President® (Disney holds the rights)

So, the Won’s are stiffing Hillary, Bill and Joey in favor of a mini-me ideologue of dubious provenance. Who, other than see-all, know-it-all mirror, could have seen that one coming? And I don’t mind saying I told you so because it gives me an opportunity to do summer reruns from the vault.

From June 15, 2012: Channeling our inner Cherokee: a social contract story

“You built a factory out there? Good for you. But I want to be clear: you moved your goods to market on the roads the rest of us paid for; you hired workers the rest of us paid to educate; you were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for...

“Now look, you built a factory and it turned into something terrific, or a great idea? God bless. Keep a big hunk of it. But part of the underlying social contract is you take a hunk of that and pay forward for the next kid who comes along.” - Elizabeth Warren September, 2011

warrencs02Here’s the hunk you can keep, bupkis

"Look, if you’ve been successful, you didn’t get there on your own" - Barack Hussein Obama, Roanoke,Virginia July 2012

“I’m always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so smart.”

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“It must be because I worked harder than everybody else.”

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From January 28, 2012: Our Most Populist President Ever

You built a factory out there? Good for you. But I want to be clear: you moved your goods to market on the roads the rest of us paid for; you hired workers the rest of us paid to educate; you were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for. You didn't have to worry that marauding bands would come and seize everything at your factory, and hire someone to protect against this, because of the work the rest of us did." - Elizabeth Warren

While there’s a point in there somewhere, I’m not sure she’s right about the factory owners  not having to worry about marauding bands coming to seize everything they have:

spreading the wealth around One way to spread the wealth around: Occupy a jewelry store!

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From May 9, 2012: Evolving

It hasn’t always been this way. Oh sure, lying and politics go way back, butt Big Dawg Clinton can be credited with taking this concept to the level it enjoys today. Once you can say “It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’, is” with a straight face, you’ve evolved “evolving” to another whole dimension. Now, as long as you can say something with a straight face, you can say anything.

Take the case of Pochahontas Warren for example. This blonde haired, blue eyed princess so wanted to relate to the victims that she hoped to one day represent that she actually claimed to be “one of them.”

warrencs02Elizabeth Warren, the undocumented Cherokee princess demonstrates how much Indian blood she actually has.

Victor Davis Hansen comments on the nature of this recent fraud scam identity “evolution:”

Anyone who has taught in a university has come across the “Cherokee” con, especially given the Oklahoma diaspora in California. By the time I retired from CSU, I was exhausted with “1/16th” Cherokee students, who claimed success with their gambits. This was a world of Provost Liz Smith-Lopezes, José Beckers, Simba Bavuals, and all the other attempts to traffic in victimized identities.

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From May 19, 2010: “Birth” of a Liberal’s “Truth”

So can you believe it? One little teeny-tiny mistake eventually turned into this whole huge “Birther” controversy that lives on to this day. Thanks to the rightwing nutz.

The same sort of thing happened to Elizabeth Warren: she happened to mention to her sorority sisters one day how much she enjoyed Indian pudding, and the next thing you know everyone just assumed she was Cherokee – on account of her high cheek bones! Boy, if high cheekbones is all it takes to be part Cherokee, we might just have another little princess around here.

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Could Lady M’s high cheekbones mean she’s part Indian too? Or at least part Brahmin, like Lizzie Warren? Or at least Brahman? Because aren’t they Indians too?

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From September 18, 2010: Take Our Constitution to Work Day

Anyway, Liz will be reporting, jointly, to Big Guy and little guy -Timmy the Turbo-Taxman. That way we’re guaranteed that the Constitution can take a rest until next year.

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From Octover 8, 2012: The Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria: Just Like Columbus, Boatloads of Gold Arrive From Across the Pond.

It’s the federal holiday previously known as Columbus Day, so there’s not much going on around town. Because Big Guy and Elizabeth Warren are charter members of the First Peoples anti-colonialist coalition, we’ve decided to follow Brown University’s lead and rename the second Monday in October “Fall Holiday.” We don’t have anything planned for the event, butt Lady M will be sporting her annual “Fall Holiday” costume anyway.

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There’s more in the vault, butt I’ve got to save some for when Elizabeth becomes the Communist party’s first Redskin Native American candidate for President.

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Sunday, July 6, 2014

You Think I’m Mean? Well, Cry Me a Rivers...

Yesterday, Big “Gay” Guy went golfing with Marvin, Marty, and Eric while Joan Rivers upheld the First Amendment. She defended her right to be politically incorrect repeatedly until she’d finally had enough of the little twit with the big, politically correct smile who kept telling Joan what “other critics” have said about her:

I’m betting one of those two was one of the “mean girls” in high school.

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And I’m betting it was the one who thinks we have a constitutional right to not be offended.

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Saturday, July 5, 2014

Let’s Just Put Everything On ICE For The Weekend

As the long Independence Day weekend continues, I encourage you all to take a break from the daily nonsense we are bombarded with every other day.

Michelle Obama Obama Hosts Veterans Independence KBOZDou38_alThe Obamanistas greet the little people yesterday, gathered to adore them

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Just because Juan Boo-Rock cynically used a 4th of July ceremony for the naturalization of LEGAL immigrants to make a pitch for ILLEGAL immigration and take another swipe at his political enemies is no excuse for you to wallow in it on this lovely summer weekend.

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So, grab yourselves a dog – or two -

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No, I mean a wiener – or two -

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and enjoy the weather. You can wait till Monday to sue him.

dinner with LA leaders bo juanGood coffee, Juan; butt don’t you have something a little stronger?

Juan Valdez for Colombian Pot Assn. Hoping to cash in_4aa04d_3445910ICE the coffee, and enjoy some of our other fine products from across the former southern border.

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Friday, July 4, 2014

Fourth of July 2014: “A republic, Madam, if you can keep it.”

Well, I know someone who’s not invited to this year’s White House 4th of July BBQ:

Consider this my contribution to your Independence Day celebration; somebody else can bring the baked beans this year. It’s obvious that Joanie is suicidal, most likely due to one too many face lifts. Butt as long as I’m covering things that are not true, I would like to point out that the rumor circulating about Big Guy visiting a Mosque on the 4th are likewise not true. As they say, good satire contains an element of truth, and great satire is totally believable.

Now, back to your holiday preparations. Let’s get those beans in the oven and that potato salad made before heading out for the pancake breakfast, the 4th of July parade, the picnic at the lake and this evening’s fireworks display. Just remember the holiday marks the day our Declaration of Independence was adopted by the Continental Congress in 1776.


Happy Birthday, America!

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A year later, the founders completed the crafting of the Constitution which came with a warning:

At the close of the Constitutional Convention of 1787,  Franklin was queried as he left Independence Hall on the final day of deliberation. In the notes of Dr. James McHenry, one of Maryland’s delegates to the Convention,  a lady asked Dr. Franklin “Well Doctor what have we got, a republic or a monarchy.”  Franklin replied, “A republic . . . if you can keep it.”

So fly your stars and stripes with pride today; despite our current state of disrepair, despite polls to the contrary, America is still the greatest experiment in human history. And it is up to us, the true patriots, to reclaim it and nurse it back to health. Next opportunity: November 4, 2014.

The world has never had a good definition of the word liberty, and the American people, just now, are much in want of one. We all declare for liberty; but in using the same word we do not all mean the same thing. With some the word liberty may mean for each man to do as he pleases with himself, and the product of his labor; while with others the same word may mean for some men to do as they please with other men, and the product of other men’s labor. Here are two, not only different, but incompatible things, called by the same name -- liberty. And it follows that each of the things is, by the respective parties, called by two different and incompatible names --liberty and tyranny. – Abraham Lincoln

America: Long My You Run.

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Thursday, July 3, 2014

Freedom: It’s a Generational Thing

Our losing streak, as discussed yesterday, continues:

A new Gallup poll shows that the percentage of Americans who are satisfied with their freedom to choose what they do with their lives has dropped from 91 percent in 2006 to 79 percent in 2013.

Even Uzbekistan beat us by 12%!

Gallup suggests that the decline in perceived freedom may be due to the continued sluggish rebound of the U.S. economy (!?). Alternatively, they speculate that it might be due to an increasing belief that there is widespread corruption throughout the government. Do you think?

 

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GSA: secret bonuses of $44 million,  prizes for employee rap videos celebrating big spending, and $30K for drumsticks so the agency can learn how to “teambuild.”

GSA-JeffGreetings from Vegas, baby!

ATF: the Director’s Orwellian “No whistle-blowing allowed here!” directive, following the whistle blowing revelation of the long dead Gun Walking phony scandal.

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SEC: the phony porn scandal which may or may not have been a political payback

IRS: stay tuned –

lerner nose in airFrom up here, where the air is rarified, I choose to plead the Fifth, butt I did nothing wrong by my own standards.

there’s lots more!

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It would seem that all these polls as of late are simply bogus. There’s simply no evidence to support the claim that Americans feel their freedom is slipping away.

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Freedom: it’s a generational thing.

death-panel-obamacareHope you’re the right generation.

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