An Inartful Dodger

Today’s Topic: Shakespeare in the Park, an Assassination.

Funny, it’s “art” when the Left approves and “racist” “sexist”  “homophobic” or “Islamophobic” when they don’t. That’s a little too nuanced for me. And poor dear Chelsea,she apparently didn’t know exactly which way to go with the depiction of the assassination of the American President so she rather inartfully attempts to tread water:

Ha, ha - irrelevance is something none of the Clintons can get their heads around.

For future reference: sometimes it’s best to  shut up and have people assume you’re stupid instead of tweeting to prove it.  I guess Chels was just practicing her politi-speak in preparation for assuming her role as as the face of America’s royals. Don’t let your heart be troubled, Mummy and Daddy know the drill and will teach you everything you need to know.

"Between the acting of a dreadful thing/And the first motion, all the interim is/ Like a phantasma, or a hideous dream./ The genius and the mortal instruments/ Are then in council, and the state of a man,/ Like to a little kingdom, suffers then/ The nature of an insurrection."  - Brutus, Julius Caesar,  Act II, Scene 1

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Pardons, All Around! On Me.

One of the points Alan Dershowitz made in the Op-Ed I linked in Friday’s post:

I think it is important to put to rest the notion that there was anything criminal about the president exercising his constitutional power to fire Comey and to request – “hope” – that he let go the investigation of General Flynn. Just as the president would have had the constitutional power to pardon Flynn and thus end the criminal investigation of him, he certainly had the authority to request the director of the FBI to end his investigation of Flynn.

I agree; I recommend that President Trump pardon General Flynn immediately.

But wait! I’m not done yet…

He should also grant pardons to Hillary Clinton, Huma Weiner, John Podesta, Cheryl Mills, the rest of her campaign staff as well as Paul Manafort and the entire Trump campaign staff - for any and all crimes committed during the 2016 presidential campaign. (NOTE: The pardons would specifically exclude any and all crimes related to the murder of Seth Meyers or “Pizzagate.” )

And while he’s at it, why not pardon all the Russians as well?

Then, as there are no crimes related to the Russian attempt to influence the 2016 election to investigate, there is no need for a Special Prosecutor. So, Mr. Mueller…

“I’ve found that ‘no reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case.”

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The F-Bomb: I Blame Workplace Hostility

From Democratic National Committee Chair Tom Perez to California Democratic Party Chair John Burton to New York State Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, cussing has become the new norm of communication with their tribe. Some speculate that they are simply reflecting frustration over losing the election. Not so: despite claims to the contrary, that is who they are.

They own the coarsening of our culture that brings us to this point in time. So coarsened that a U.S. Senator feels perfectly comfortable connecting with her young-ish audience by letting rip with a few F-bombs, so comfortable in fact that they were scripted into her remarks.

We, on the other hand, due to the selective application of Progressive standards, are not allowed to say “pussy” (although they can even sing about it – at the White House no less) or the N-word (although blacks can and even white progs can - as long as they end it in an “a” instead of an “r”).

George Carlin bit it too soon, we’re slowly working our way through his entire list of 7 dirty words.

Full disclosure: MOTUS has dropped her share of F-bombs over time. I blame workplace hostility (mine).

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PJ Ex-FBI Chief, Hoisted By His Own Petards

To those who still believe that President Trump is a big dummy, without a strategic bone in his body, I pose one question: If Trump had not fired James Comey how long would it have taken to find out that a) Trump was not the subject of any investigation b) there is no collusion c) there is no obstruction of justice.

And if Trump hadn’t sent out this tweet:

how different might James Comey’s testimony have been?

“The President tweeted on Friday, after I got fired, that I better hope there's not tapes. I woke up in the middle of the night on Monday night, because it didn't dawn on me originally, that there might be corroboration for our conversation, there might be a tape. And my judgment was that I needed to get that out in the public square.”

Because I’m betting that when he “woke up in the middle of the night” to realize that “that there might be corroboration for our conversation” that  “I need to get that out in the public square” isn’t exactly the first thought that flashed through his head.

That moment pajama boy realizes he’s hoisted himself by his own petards

And for the record - you can bet your life there aren’t really any tapes.

H/T Peoples Cube

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Lordy, Lordy, Lordy

Lordy, Comey is a weasel.

But that’s not click bait so the MSM went with the “alternate news.”

Comey: White House lied about me, FBI - The Washington Post

Comey Bluntly Raises Possibility of Trump Obstruction and Condemns his ‘Lies’ – NYT

But don’t read those, read these instead:

Comey Testimony Is Not About Accusing the President of a Crime

Dershowitz: Comey confirms that I'm right - and all the Democratic commentators are wrong

That should put this whole sordid Clinton Kamp Storyboard to rest once and for all.

Not that the truth matters much in a world of fake news. If it did, President Trump could just pull a Bubba and move on.

I'm going to say this again: I was not under investigation by that man, Mr. Comey. I never told anybody  to lie not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you.

Brought to you by the Clintons, George Soros and the Democrat Party

With apologies to the honorable weasels of the animal kingdom

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Thursday. Comey! Russia! We’re Going To Need More Popcorn.

It’s finally here:  Comey! Comey! Comey! Thursday. So we can finally talk about Russia! Russia! Russia!

Get your popcorn going.

We’re going to need lots.

And popcorn may not be the only thing exploding.

Have fun!

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Londonistan Contemplates a Travel Ban of Its Own

London’s crazy moose-lim mayor is calling on Prime Minister Theresa May to cancel The Donald’s upcoming state visit - I guess for bullying or something.

Maybe she can go a step further and #BanTrumpInBritain like she banned #MichaelSavage (and Pamela Geller and Robert Spencer) for dangerous thoughts not sanctioned by sophisticated, politically correct, multi-cultural societies such as London.

Thought criminals -  banned in Britain; Moose-lim terrorists – not so much

I think it might have been more efficacious to have banned Youssef, Khuram and Rachid,

but that’s just me  - and President Donald J. Trump.

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Reality Bites

Do you know what we need? More arrests like this.

Reality Leigh Winner

A Bernie Sanders supporter, #NeverTrumpist, #Resistance, tree hugger who agrees with CNN’s Reza Aslan that President Trump is a piece of S#*%, arrested for leaking top secret documents to TheIntercept.com. Documents that, by the way, do not support the Dems claims of “Russian Collusion.”

You know who else needs to be arrested? The editor of The Intercept, for publishing top secret documents. And her mother, for naming her “Reality Winner” – two things that she obviously is not.

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