Sgt. Schultz and Hillary Know Nothing

You remember the “Vast Right Wing Conspiracy:”

Behold, the 21st century version:  “the Hillary Standard.”

"I often feel like there's the Hillary standard and then there's the standard for everybody else," she told CBS.

And, strangely, many of her opponents agree with her assessment.

@60Minutes @HillaryClinton FBI Dir. Comey agrees pic.twitter.com/StIG0ShmGL

— Antonio (@Antonio9847) July 25, 2016

Here are some excerpts (outtakes, as the questions about the DNC emails didn’t make it to the final cut) from the 60 Minutes interview with Hillary yesterday:

"No, I didn't know anything about it, and I haven't read any of those," Clinton responded.

"Again, I don't know anything, I don't know anything about, uh, about these emails. I haven't followed it," Clinton responded.

"Again, I don't have any information about this, and so I can't answer specifically," Clinton said.

In summary: Hillary knows nothing about the emails that went missing from her bathroom server, nothing about foreign donations to her campaign (and family foundation) and she certainly ‘knows nothink!’ about all those emails demonstrating that it’s a rigged system.

So, can’t we all just get along?

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Back To Our Roots (I hope that’s not considered a microaggresion)

I know: there are some Dems calling for Debbie Wasserman Schultz to be dumped as head of the DNC. Her offense? Leaked emails. Boy those Dems are tough on leakers! Now do you understand why Hillary went to such lengths to ensure nobody would ever be able to see her official emails?

Butt enough of that, I have bigger fish to fry. Today I’m going back to my roots – reflecting the fashion iconery of our FLOTUS. For all of you doubters out there who’ve questioned – sometimes not so graciously – Lady M’s status as a fashion forward icon, I ran across this article in the Wall Street Journal yesterday: The Big Reveal: Looks That Show Off Your Back. Need I remind you that Lady M’s been doing just that for well over 7 years?

Looks that show off your back-side

Fashion designers love the Entrance-Maker—the kind of gown that jolts even jaded observers awake and makes them start competitively tweeting.

Recently, however, the focus has shifted to exposing the back—

Again Lady M -  like her husband - has been leading from behind for years:

Most women, of course, don’t spend a lot of time coyly arching their spines on a red carpet. For us, the trend is fortunately trickling down into less provocative real-world clothing we can wear on a summer day or, in its most discreet iterations, even at work.

MO - Fashion Icon and Busy Mom™ – off to work for the American people

Mr. Youssef, along with designer brands such as Jason Wu, Monse and Proenza Schouler, have fashioned novel ways to flash varying degrees of flesh during the daytime—and into evening—with dresses and tops that cleverly highlight the lumbar region.

Is that what we’re calling it now – “highlighting the lumbar region?”

As much as a great entrance can entrance,

it’s that last glimpse of skin that’s getting all the attention.

Put another way: You had us at goodbye.

Oh yeah, you will definitely have us at “goodbye” - and it can’t be soon enough. As they say, don’t let the door hit you in “the lumbar region” on the way out.

(TRIGGER WARNING! THE FOLLOWING MAY BE CONSIDERED A MICROAGRESSION BY THIN SKINNED PROGRESSIVES WHO FEEL THAT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT THEM…AND RACE.)

Oh, and just for the record:

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Bon Appétit!

I don’t know about you butt I’m sick of the sick world and need a day off.

Let’s go to the farmers market!

In my neck of the woods it’s peak season…for lots of things. Tomatoes – heirloom or otherwise:

Corn:

Blueberries:

Peppers, mild and HOT!

Etc.

Etc.

Etc.

If you can’t find something here to make you happy, you’re doing something wrong. So let’s get those summer recipes rolling – even if it’s just luscious ripe tomatoes,

luxurious buratta (Bel Gioioso brand now available at Costco if you can eat 8 balls within a week – and who can’t?),

fresh basil,

olive oil and grilled bread.

Toss in some prosciutto and olives and you’ve got dinner. Bon Appétit!

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Prouder, Stronger, Better

Take heart, it may well be morning in America again.

And I can assure you of one thing, with words like this:

Together, we will lead our party back to the White House, and we will lead our country back to safety, prosperity, and peace. We will be a country of generosity and warmth. But we will also be a country of law and order.

The most important difference between our plan and that of our opponents, is that our plan will put America First. Americanism, not globalism, will be our credo.

We are going to build a great border wall to stop illegal immigration, to stop the gangs and the violence, and to stop the drugs from pouring into our communities.

The American People will come first once again. My plan will begin with safety at home – which means safe neighborhoods, secure borders, and protection from terrorism.

Big business, elite media and major donors are lining up behind the campaign of my opponent because they know she will keep our rigged system in place. They are throwing money at her because they have total control over everything she does. She is their puppet, and they pull the strings.

This is the legacy of Hillary Clinton: death, destruction terrorism and weakness.

To all Americans tonight, in all our cities and towns, I make this promise: We Will Make America Strong Again.

We Will Make America Proud Again.

We Will Make America Safe Again.

And We Will Make America Great Again.

there will be no charges of plagiarism. What other politician ever uttered – dared to utter – such words? Since Reagan I mean.

Trump delivered his State of the Union address and found it wanting. And he told us what he intends to do to make America Great Again. As the saying goes: from his lips to God’s ears.

“It’s morning again in American: Prouder, Stronger, Better” h/t Ronaldo Maximus

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That’s Mighty Red, White and Blue of You

RNC, day 3. Here’s my rundown.

Laura Ingraham – I like to call her “Dr. Laura” butt will restrain from doing so for fear of driving more  potential new readers away due to “having my head up my butt” – was great. Loved the way she went after the the skinny jeans, man-bun wearing pajama boys.

I’m still a bit cheezed about her cheezing in on my gig, butt I’m going to be classy and set that aside for the good of the party. Besides, I think she’d make an awesome replacement for Megyn.

Ted Cruz disappointed. I better leave it at that. All I can say is no wonder he doesn’t have any friends. Butt if I begin questioning my prior judgement everything might fall apart, and I don’t want to be responsible for that.

Eric Trump: Nice speech; now please, give your father your new barber’s telephone number. I highly approve of the makeover.

I’ve been trying to tell your Dad, hairdos do matter.

And then there was Newt, our next (hopefully) Secretary of State. He spun Cruz’s non endorsement of Trump into an endorsement and simultaneous condemnation of Hillary.

Calling Newt: Clean-up on aisle 3!

Then he proceeded to scare the bejeebers out of us -  lest we forget for 10 minutes that we live in a very dangerous world (Thanks, Obama!) and that’s why we’re voting for Trump.

Wrapping up the night, Mike Pence. I have to say, he’s not very exciting butt how much more excitement can this party take? He seems solid and likable despite having 3 strikes against him: Christian, conservative, and  Republican.

That’s mighty red, white and blue of you, Mike! Way to go!

Can’t wait for tonight’s wrap-up.

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John Kerry does Chevy Chase doing Jerry Ford

RNC day 2: Christie was great, Donald Jr. killed it, Dr. Carson appeared to have found his inner-Disney. Had he been even half as animated during the campaign we’d all be sporting Carson ‘16 bumper stickers right now.

Butt the real reason the Republicans will win in November? This - the door is closing in the face of America:

Let’s hope that the rest of the world will follow Britain’s lead and continue to close the door in the face of globalism. If not, we will still make America great again by closing our door to illegal immigrants, terrorism and unbalanced trade deals

The moral of the story….Brexit now.

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Love-In-The-Mist

The RNC, day 1.

A little drama as Trump’s team beat down a rebellion on the floor led by the Hillary-by-Proxy arm of the Republican Party. The Donald seems to have learned  quickly how to use the  “rigged system” to his benefit. Good.

Many speakers: Marcus Lutrell, Sheriff David Clark, Patricia Smith, Rudy Giuliani, Melania…

 I didn’t love the water-wings dress butt she could wear a potato sack and look good.

And of course there was Tiger’s sister, our honorary MOTI, speaking of her son, Mesa Police Sergeant Brandon Mendoza, killed by a drunk illegal immigrant in a car crash. That’s one strong lady.

Mary Ann Mendoza, with Sabine Durden, and Jamiel Shaw. All lost family members at the hand of illegal immigrants. 

So far the show has been worth the price of admission.

Nigella Damascena; love-in-the-mist: official flower of the 2016 RNC

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America’s Insurance Policy

Because it was in the middle of the afternoon and because it was Shep Smith I wondered if anyone else had seen this exchange in which Shep chastised Governor Jindal for using an offensive term:

The answer was a resounding yes. The offensive term? “All Lives Matter.” It takes a special kind of stupid to berate a former governor for using an innocuous term that some people have decided is objectionable.

“Very, very divisive phrase – I don’t understand…so unhelpful.”

“Why would you…I don’t understand why you’d say that?”

Said by Shep with that tone of superiority made up of equal parts disgust and incredulity that can only be mustered by a college educated news reader. Mr. Jindal was probably too stunned to respond appropriately so I will take the opportunity to do so for him:

• First, I don’t accept your premise that “All lives matter” is a “very, very divisive phrase” just because a bunch or thugs has decided it is.
• Second, I reject the BLM rhetoric concerning the term’s offensiveness. Words have meaning and you don’t get to make up what you want them to mean in order to make your stupid point. Use real words, with real meaning, correct syntax in the appropriate context to establish your “truth.” If you can.

Just because you decide to call something what it’s not doesn’t make it so.

Clue: if the painting looks just like your flat screen TV, it’s probably not art.

• Third, saying “All Lives Matter” does not negate “Black Lives Matter” any more than “Black Lives Matter” negates “All Lives Matter.” Take a logic class – oh wait, you can’t:

That’s a white guy thing.

Bad news all around, dudes. Western Civilization? It’s the only real civilization the world has ever known – precisely because it recognizes the value of all life.  And no, all “cultures” are not equal. If they were we wouldn’t be under pressure to fling open our borders to the entire third world.

Susie, evaluating the validity of sharing your nice things with everyone:

Conclusion: No; if you’re just going to scribble all over everything use your own damn crayon. 

 

America’s Insurance Policy

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